Posts by ghosts is thriving

[Faggot Boqposter]

Wow turns out Niki’s business is doing better than ever. I’m glad after 5 years things have only gotten better for her

 

[Stent]

Hand selling has been off the charts since covid ended, stlakers.

 

[Rick Roblinson]

We saw your sales numbers, faggot. They sucked.

 

[Professor Rape]

It's Missy in the Morning!

 

[AliceWorquer]

We know exactly what he volunteers for because he posts endlessly about every pointless detail of his fat life

 

[Stent]

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It's Missy in the Morning!

Yo, Missy. I just called to say you had a great line that nobody in studio even noticed. Fraction of your sales? That shit was gold! Punchin' out!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I love how stupid he is. He never fails to show us exactly where his weak and sensitive points are. Here, we can easily gather that his low income and even lower sales are very sensitive subjects for him.

 

[CompoundBasement]

I love how stupid he is. He never fails to show us exactly where his weak and sensitive points are. Here, we can easily gather that his low income and even lower sales are very sensitive subjects for him.

Not only does he over share every detail of his life with thousands of strangers online, but everyone can surmise how poor he and his dopey wife are because of what they DON'T own. Fatso is actually a very materialistic person with bad taste in everything. He's constantly chasing after get rich quick schemes and always wastes money on stupid shit. Everyone would know if he had any wealth because he wouldn't live in that haunted ghetto shitbox, he'd have a new Memestang, and a garage, his frump wife would have a car, he'd be constantly traveling to tourist traps, and he'd have a ton more dumb toys for children all over whatever tacky house he owns that he thinks is high class.

Every lie he posts online is a tell. He would be the worst poker player in the history of poker.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Not only does he over share every detail of his life with thousands of strangers online, but everyone can surmise how poor he and his dopey wife are because of what they DON'T own. Fatso is actually a very materialistic person with bad taste in everything. He's constantly chasing after get rich quick schemes and always wastes money on stupid shit. Everyone would know if he had any wealth because he wouldn't live in that haunted ghetto shitbox, he'd have a new Memestang, and a garage, his frump wife would have a car, he'd be constantly traveling to tourist traps, and he'd have a ton more dumb toys for children all over whatever tacky house he owns that he thinks is high class.

Every lie he posts online is a tell. He would be the worst poker player in the history of poker.

No, child, I don't have four of a kind. Those are your delusions again. Enjoy paying the dealer.

We. Will.

 

[PorqueDealer]

If by thriving you mean

• hasn't updated their website in years
• reduced the staff down to fatty and niki
• moved the office to your home address
• have had no new testimonials in 18 months
• the "President" is reduced to selling online recorded workshops she did several years ago
• networking and new business is via MLM type connection sites or her mother.
• still thinks long form text blogging for SEO is relevant in 2024

It pays some of the mortgage mostly via Lynn is about as accurate description that can be made.

There is as much a case study to be made on Nikki's business as there is Fatty's career in how detrimental it can be to wage in online slapfights.
Fats&Stinki are both still hoping to recapture the glory days of 2015-2018 where their lives weren't complete wrecks and in an upward trajectory. They haven't come to grips that things have moved on since then and what they have, isn't hot/new/in fashion, and isn't being offered by fresh/young/new faces.

You now have two fat, bloated, alcoholic, middle aged, rubes peddling their shitty wares based on decade old concepts.
Niki: I'll teach you how to blog in 2024 for $5k!
Fatty: buy my Tiny Tim in Space for $30k

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

What does property tax have to do with income? It’s a % set by the state and local government on the assessed value of your property, idiot.

You pay high property taxes because 1.) your retarded wife and her overcompensating absentee mother overpaid for the shithole you moved into and 2.) Milwaukee’s rate is like double the national average at 2.5%.

What’s amazing is that the city could double their rate and they’d still take a bath on your ass because you are a super user of their law enforcement and fatly suing them on top of that. Everything in your fat orbit turns to shit.

 

[DominusOdium]

You know how you know he doesn't volunteer or do any charitable acts?

Because he doesn't have 50 pictures of him posing during his 1 hr a month playing fat white savior with bitch tits at the homeless shelter.

He stayed home during the violent Floyd chimpouts and only protested in his butter mask once it was clearly safe to do so and took a million pics. He boasted that he was staring down Nazis screaming BLOOD AND SOIL at Worldcon but every picture he's spotted in his taking selfies and smiling. He never does a single thing genuinely, only for ego and attention

 

[PorqueDealer]

You know how you know he doesn't volunteer or do any charitable acts?

Because he doesn't have 50 pictures of him posing during his 1 hr a month playing fat white savior with bitch tits at the homeless shelter.

He stayed home during the violent Floyd chimpouts and only protested in his butter mask once it was clearly safe to do so and took a million pics. He boasted that he was staring down Nazis screaming BLOOD AND SOIL at Worldcon but every picture he's spotted in his taking selfies and smiling. He never does a single thing genuinely, only for ego and attention

Are you questioning the time that Pat volunteered as a basketball coach to inner city pepperoni American youth at an underground gym, just because he has no pictures of the event?

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

How many endless tweets and pictures would we see if Pat was ladling out slop at a soup kitchen or being a Big Brother to disadvantaged youth?

 

[captain_kamala]

He actually did volunteer once in Las Vegas for some reason?
My freshman year at nyu they organized a bunch of rich kids from across the country who had never seen a homeless to hand out pb&js to make ourselves feel good. They didn't seem to appreciate it. Never again.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Not even "a fraction" of your sales numbers, Dummy? Oh dear. I know you flunked math like a legitimate retard but even you should know that isn't possible after we got the bookscan numbers.

 

[SFWA liaison]

Reminder Goodreads volume of ratings are strongly correlated to sales on a 4:1 ratio as per the most recent update on that blogpost which uses data volunteered by authors

Pat's Goodreads ratings in the past six months: 61

61x4= ~244 books sold in 2024

professional full time author btw. The best part is that the cat ladies and Paul who know the industry know he's full of shit.

MAID!

 

[CompoundBasement]

He actually did volunteer once in Las Vegas for some reason?
My freshman year at nyu they organized a bunch of rich kids from across the country who had never seen a homeless to hand out pb&js to make ourselves feel good. They didn't seem to appreciate it. Never again.

Another charity scam trying to become a "non profit" to get rich.

They haven't updated the page since 2020:

The dude who runs/ran it is a Black Hebrew Israelite:

Let's see how that "Progressive Community Servants" 501(c)(3) application is going. Oh:

 

[JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler]

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It's Missy in the Morning!

Add Fractions to the list of things Pat is too stupid to understand.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Wow turns out Niki’s business is doing better than ever. I’m glad after 5 years things have only gotten better for her

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If Rick did any kind of volunteer work that would be on social media in an instant who is he kidding