Post your favorite Fatrick texts

[guest]

Post your favorite texts sent by AprilRails of KiwiFarms in this thread

 

[Rick Roblinson]

I don't save these but I swear there was one time where someone told him the sky was blue and he said no it isn't.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don't save these but I swear there was one time where someone told him the sky was blue and he said no it isn't.

There was, he said the sky is not blue and it is actually “many colors” and for the person who sent it to enjoy prison.

 

[Black Pat]

Too many to choose from

 

[Patrick O'Neal]

Wasn't there one from a 'pest controller' (ironic)?

 

[The Talking Dead]

I'd give anything to see the expression on his fat face when he gets duped in these texts, like that last one where he thinks he has a stranger's ear to tell them all about his poor victim story and then he just receives a picture of his flaccid little pecker flapping in the wind haha

 

[guest]

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

 

[The Talking Dead]

He's so fucking haughty the way he talks to people, even when he potentially stands to benefit from it. No wonder he's failed in every aspect of his writing career.

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

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When I get a text while in bed I think, who the fuck is texting me this late?
If I get a second I'll reach and turn off the sound.

Patrick replies to anonymous internet communists almost immediately at 1am

 

[Boq the Lonely Faggot]

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I don’t have it but the one where someone said they received a grotesque picture of he and Niki and then sent him an unaltered one of them at Disney where Niki’s arm looks like a thigh was fucking hilarious. It’s those little misdirections that are going to make him snap

 

[ISO__JOE]

Does anyone have the one where it looks like an auto generated text from a restaurant where someone made reservations for CHILD

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I don’t have it but one of my favorites was someone texted him “Eww Rick, Did you Fart?!” And of course he told them they’re going to prison for felony fart questioning.

 

[bovinebrain]

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I personally was a big fan of the dead wrestlers texting him like warrior, macho man, Mr perfect, Dusty Rhodes, big boss man, etc

 

[Black Pat]

FFBL is the king

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

The boomia text exchanges were the best. Rambling messages filled with typos and Rick almost always went off script

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

My favorite Patrick text is the same one, the copy paste telling someone they’ve been told many times not to text him and it constitutes felony harassment; and to prepare for prison stlaker.