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Poor bill

captain_kamala

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PorqueDealer

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Nearly a decade of higher education and he loads pill boxes for two faggots.
He strikes me as the eternal academic who just keeps going to university because they dont want to live in the real world.
Bill just decided to become an assistant to some pedarast who wrote some books.

Aim a little higher Bill.

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"Assistant to Delany"
So does the Hoggfather pay him? Most of his money is spent on takeaway, nyquil and asshole flushing supplements.
Bill cant be taking a living salary from Delaney, wtf is he doing.
 
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NoBacon

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Nearly a decade of higher education and he loads pill boxes for two faggots.
He strikes me as the eternal academic who just keeps going to university because they dont want to live in the real world.
Bill just decided to become an assistant to some pedarast who wrote some books.

Aim a little higher Bill.

English language, creative writing and philosophy. He’s less useful than a janitor.

I wonder if Pedo Delaney will leave him a lil taste in his will, because I don’t think being a cup bearing rent boy to 90 year old men is a career with long term prospects.
 

PorqueDealer

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English language, creative writing and philosophy. He’s less useful than a janitor.

Its perfect for teaching where he might get some sort of livable wage

I wonder if Pedo Delaney will leave him a lil taste in his will, because I don’t think being a cup bearing rent boy to 90 year old men is a career with long term prospects.

Not a chance. At best he'll get left his crusty book collection so "the big man" doesnt have to get rid of it all.
The only way is if big man dies first and bill becomes his full time gimp.
 

JoeBrotheChildSpitGuzzler

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Its perfect for teaching where he might get some sort of livable wage



Not a chance. At best he'll get left his crusty book collection so "the big man" doesnt have to get rid of it all.
The only way is if big man dies first and bill becomes his full time gimp.
Bill is there to make sure if one of them croaks, the other isn't trapped in bondage where they can't reach a phone.

Bills job at least doesn't seem hard, he edits shit for Delany, fills pill containers, fetches lunch, and they seem to pay for his meals. At least until the grim reaper is forced to come collect because Earth can no longer abide the presence of this degenerate old shit pusher. At least Bill's soul has died so he can't feel the pain of being Twink manservant one of the most disgusting faggots imaginable.
 
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