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Do you poo on a schedule?
If you live alone, feel free to take morning shits. However if you have a family, or roommates, or whatever... Please shit when people aren't around. People who all shit in the morning are just awful, cheeks and balls all on the same toilet seat minutes after/before, you can still feel it being warm. Yeeuck. But the greater point is that morning shitters tend to stink up the entire joint for everyone else. The DMAN growing up would routinely awake in the morning to that awfulness. That is no way to start things off. Please be considerate and be a Night Shitter like The DMAN always has been. When it's dark and quiet. No interruptions.
The DMAN has been straying from his typical nightly DSHITS... One day he was late for work so he didn't have time to take a convenient morning DPOO. He was letting that one stew all day long to be perfectly honest. When The DMAN got home that night... It was murder she wrote for that toilet. He felt this thing leave his body like your spirit leaving its vessel. The DMAN always strives to top Brian Pillman's long log when he does this. Sometimes you cut the log off too early, which only causes poo smear on the inner cheeks. Try not to be a filthy animal and let that log out in one go. The DMAN has it down to a science where he has to do very minimal wiping after, plus he times the flushing out so that there's no DPOO smell.
Do you have any particular poo habits?
The DMAN gets completely naked to take his shits, which he only ever takes at home. He has never and will never understand people who have their pants down at their ankles all locked up in such a precarious unnecessary position. Then there was that one time where The DMAN was actually forced to shit in public, and he accidentally dropped a nice thick wad of his own human shit right on his pant leg from the toilet paper. "The DMAN was right to NEVER do this." He said to himself. Plus, your pants are rubbing all up on a fucking toilet now, which is dripping with people's piss. Fuck sakes man you're fawking amateur.
If you live alone, feel free to take morning shits. However if you have a family, or roommates, or whatever... Please shit when people aren't around. People who all shit in the morning are just awful, cheeks and balls all on the same toilet seat minutes after/before, you can still feel it being warm. Yeeuck. But the greater point is that morning shitters tend to stink up the entire joint for everyone else. The DMAN growing up would routinely awake in the morning to that awfulness. That is no way to start things off. Please be considerate and be a Night Shitter like The DMAN always has been. When it's dark and quiet. No interruptions.
The DMAN has been straying from his typical nightly DSHITS... One day he was late for work so he didn't have time to take a convenient morning DPOO. He was letting that one stew all day long to be perfectly honest. When The DMAN got home that night... It was murder she wrote for that toilet. He felt this thing leave his body like your spirit leaving its vessel. The DMAN always strives to top Brian Pillman's long log when he does this. Sometimes you cut the log off too early, which only causes poo smear on the inner cheeks. Try not to be a filthy animal and let that log out in one go. The DMAN has it down to a science where he has to do very minimal wiping after, plus he times the flushing out so that there's no DPOO smell.
Do you have any particular poo habits?
The DMAN gets completely naked to take his shits, which he only ever takes at home. He has never and will never understand people who have their pants down at their ankles all locked up in such a precarious unnecessary position. Then there was that one time where The DMAN was actually forced to shit in public, and he accidentally dropped a nice thick wad of his own human shit right on his pant leg from the toilet paper. "The DMAN was right to NEVER do this." He said to himself. Plus, your pants are rubbing all up on a fucking toilet now, which is dripping with people's piss. Fuck sakes man you're fawking amateur.
