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I'm not going to do it, but to paraphrase O.J., "If I Did It"... Who would message him next?
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Poll: Who should be the next celebrity to message RickTom?
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I wouldn't mind seeing Jim Cornette do a promo on Rick. Maybe he can call him a fat shitstain on our behalf.
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Should be Steve C’s ghost. Rest in power Queen. Death by caveman.
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Gilbert Gottfried or Borat
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Jim Cornette, by a country mile.
In part four, he was like "these people are into wrestling!" which we're fucking not, we're ironic about a subculture that's been dead for like 20 years. But it did bother him.
"Thank you, fuck you, raise your daughter, bye!" is a good bit.
In part four, he was like "these people are into wrestling!" which we're fucking not, we're ironic about a subculture that's been dead for like 20 years. But it did bother him.
"Thank you, fuck you, raise your daughter, bye!" is a good bit.
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Steve C because he needs to follow the same path.
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Falling for a ruse Fa la la la lala
Proving he's a rube like a lala lala
suing like a jew Fa la la la lala
is a pig that moo's with his lala lala
Proving he's a rube like a lala lala
suing like a jew Fa la la la lala
is a pig that moo's with his lala lala
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A prime example of a man I don't completely agree with but find entertaining anyway.
The one thing I'd love to hear him discuss, and maybe he has, is if kayfabe did survive the 90's - i.e. Vince didn't go under oath and state it on record - does he really believe it would still be going now? Because I sure don't.
I can't imagine someone living the gimmick 24/7 anymore, now with 24 hour news, social media and cell phone recordings. The wall was always going to come down someday. The most he could've hoped for is a competitor to keep it serious - and maybe thriving territories to push the industry to keep getting better.
Entertaining guy though.
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The dark horse in the race Steve Langford. He was always at his best when interviewing screwball types. Romeo Blues saga, High Pitch Mike’s trip to Gay Pride Disney World, Zero...Point...Zero, High Pitch Eric’s everything (for better or worse).
Not to mention how could our boy resist his HUGE PENIS.
Not to mention how could our boy resist his HUGE PENIS.
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I voted for Sleeves, but all of these choices should have their day in the spotlight, IMO. A solid roster, to say the least.
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It could go on for days, and never get old.
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Can't make a meatloaf, you're a lalalala
Family disowned you, falalala
Fooled by the trolls like a lalalala
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Kayfabe wouldn't exist like it did before Vince said it was bullshit, but it could still exist in a way that was fun. Even if heels are cunts to people booing them at an event; there's no reason why they wouldn't be receptive to a fan asking for a selfie/autograph, while being a cunt to the Babyfaces on social media.
Granted none of that would have helped the WWE retain any viewers.
(edit: and if you're looking for wrestling shit Kenny Omega vs Okada 1-4 on New Japan or Jon Moxley vs Kenny Omega in an Exploding Barbed Wire Death Match highly recommended.)
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Would love to see Elliot Offen text the pig, would probably be a lot of death threats exchanged though
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I’d love it to be Arn but I can’t imagine how to even capture his style in text so Cornette or Steve C. Hypothetically, of course. And in Minecraft, obviously.
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"Pat, I want you to listen to me... Your continued responses to my texts are harassment, and they're against the law. Put your father on the phone, please."