Piggy catchphrases over the years

[guest]

1. Quietly is key.

2. Enjoy prison.

...what're some of them other catch phrases we got?

 

[guest]

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Known child molester, Patrick Tomlinson

I'm a pedophile

 

[Faggot Boqposter]

"Wrong in every last delusional detail as always" is a personal favorite.

"We're not doing X. You are"

"hello this is Patrick"

 

[Udders]

You're life is coming to an end, stlaker.

 

[DanFielding]

Cry and seethe in you 8x6 prison cell.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

" My daughter"

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

My little ducklings

 

[JoshFromMichigan]

Empire of dirt, Quasi is lying to you, actual tough guy.

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

"I'm FUCKING my brother's girlfriend's daughter!"

Pretty sure that was Pat.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

I forget, but it was one of the few times where he had a good comeback. damn it, I can't remember it now but it made me laugh and laugh

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

This is a reeeeeally out of date one, I'll grant you, but, "Hi fans, Patrick S. Tomlinson here."

One of his more recent ones is versions of "under felony law enforcement investigation." It makes the situation sound far more serious than "under investigation by some gay wine lawyer."

 

[Easily_Remembered]

I enjoyed his period of using "oofta".

It was such a chubby word for such a chubby guy.

One of his newest favorites seems to be, "Answer the question, _________".

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Welp,

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Time runs low, stlaker

 

[Rdrk]

I forget, but it was one of the few times where he had a good comeback. damn it, I can't remember it now but it made me laugh and laugh

"Your family reunion, stlaker."

 

[Lard Glug]

“Diarrhea isn’t glamorous like in the movies. There’s no grunting or running or holding your butt CB weeks together with your hands. First you’re doing your thing, writing your sci-fi. Then, without explanation, poop.”
-Smelly Fatso

 

[Ladynyahh]

“Diarrhea isn’t glamorous like in the movies. There’s no grunting or running or holding your butt CB weeks together with your hands. First you’re doing your thing, writing your sci-fi. Then, without explanation, poop.”
-Smelly Fatso

Pat's creative process isn't stopped even when nature calls. Good to know lugs the laptop into the bakowza and places it on his bare knees, typing while shitting. No doubt Hemingway did the same thing with a pen and paper or a typewriter or whatever the fuck he did.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Pat's creative process isn't stopped even when nature calls. Good to know lugs the laptop into the bakowza and places it on his bare knees, typing while shitting. No doubt Hemingway did the same thing with a pen and paper or a typewriter or whatever the fuck he did.

Since he drinks so much, having a runny wet shit is just a regular part of his day.

 

[Mass.gov]

I made this thread..as Child. lol