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Pig tweets about being with Nikki for ten years

DanMullen'sRetardedNephew

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"round off the jagged edges of my broken self and tell me I didn't need fixing"

Nikki really deserves all she gets. Imagine enabling this manchild with all his nonsense.
 

FLUUUID

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How can you be broken and yet not need fixing patso? Mama ravens specialest boy is broken (read brooding and dark, presumably interesting follows from that) but also absolutely perfect in every way.
 

CarolMaxheinie

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“Built a home” =/= your roommate buying the 120 year old flop house you’re renting

Oh, I forgot Pat hinged on my every word and is a scientific illiterate. Pat, this symbol ( =/= ) means “not equal to”. It means you didn’t build a home. It means you lied in your selfish, poorly constructed ode to the ten year anniversary of a depressed ugly frump settling for you.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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This explains why he doesn’t feel the need to get a job. “My wife loves me for the lazy piece of shit I am!” Something must be going on for Pat to be posting about his gross wife all of a sudden. Didn’t need fixing? Was that her way of telling him he’s a retard?
 

Mr-Wrinkle-Paws

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This explains why he doesn’t feel the need to get a job. “My wife loves me for the lazy piece of shit I am!” Something must be going on for Pat to be posting about his gross wife all of a sudden. Didn’t need fixing? Was that her way of telling him he’s a retard?
Maybe Niki is one of those "feeder" types
 
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