Pig is lying about his father being a bull rider again

[RobertMewler]

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Local bull rider sets Guinness World Record

In the four-plus decades Aspen Barber Shop owner Greg Casteel has spent clenching onto 1,500- to 2,200-pound bulls, he has broken a leg, a wrist more than once, a

www.aspentimes.com

 

[Mikekeke]

He actually meant his father was a professional bull fluffer. The piglet doesn't roll too far from the sow.

 

[guest]

He actually meant his father was a professional bull fluffer. The piglet doesn't roll too far from the sow.

Correct child and no need for a helmet when the yummy cummy goes in the mouth.

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

Well see Mews his dad did ride bulls. Of the nigger variety. Ol' technicality tomlinson at work again.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

I love how he wrote that tweet in three short sentences with a paragraph break after each sentence, as if he was making some earth-shattering revelation.

 

[Coonskin]

My dad could beat up your dad child

 

[guest]

I genuinely don't understand why he lies about these things. Does he think this raises his social status? Even if this were true, nobody would give a shit.

 

[RobertMewler]

I genuinely don't understand why he lies about these things. Does he think this raises his social status? Even if this were true, nobody would give a shit.

We can see just by looking at him that toughness does not necessarily get passed down. He wants us to think that since his dad was (allegedly) a tough guy that he too is an actual tough guy. NOT SO.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Remember last year when we discovered he had a speeding ticket and he lied about that for weeks, despite official proof on a government site?

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

I never lied, stlaker. I'm sorry you're so stupid to understand that. He broke many bucks in his day.

 

[RobertMewler]

I never lied, atalker. I'm sorry you're so stupid to understand that. He broke many bucks in his day.

That's the first truth you've told, El Piggo.

 

[PeteRose]

his dad was a bull rider like rick is an author

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

It's so funny how his father just obviously lied to this dumb fuck constantly and pat just ate up the bullshit.

 

[42069]

My Dad had 21 confirmed kills in Nam. I demand that all of you applaud me for my daddies accomplishments

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

My Dad had 21 confirmed kills in Nam. I demand that all of you applaud me for my daddies accomplishments

Your coward daddy killed 21 Vietnamese babies. Hush now.

 

[TokenX]

Bet money Papa Clown was just as big of a fibbing faggot as his fat son.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

Bet money Papa Clown was just as big of a fibbing faggot as his fat son.

He was not and I am not, you are, child.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

My grandfather fell off a roof onto his head working, broke his spine, was never supposed to walk again, did walk again in superhero time, never stopped working despite being in intense pain every moment for the rest of his life so he could provide for five kids. I have an old newspaper article and his back brace to prove it.

My dad was a firefighter. I have newspaper articles and an epic picture that looks like a movie cover of him carrying a little boy out of a burning building. I also have his fire helmet that was decommissioned because a roof joist came down on his head in a burning barn.

But I'm sure Tommy Tomlinson did all that and more. And I'm sure he never had anything to show for it. Just his word. And that's all you'd need because a Tomlinson's word is his honor. And that's why you lie constantly you fucking pussy cocksucker.

I'll point out that the accomplishments of my father and grandfather are not mine. But I've been kicked in the head and chest by a bull and I've jumped on a steer before, with a helmet and a chest protector because I guess I was a little bitch and honestly that's probably more action than your faggot loser (like you) father ever saw.

 

[Patrick S Tomlinson]

My grandfather fell off a roof onto his head working, broke his spine, was never supposed to walk again, did walk again in superhero time, never stopped working despite being in intense pain every moment for the rest of his life so he could provide for five kids. I have an old newspaper article and his back brace to prove it.

My dad was a firefighter. I have newspaper articles and an epic picture that looks like a movie cover of him carrying a little boy out of a burning building. I also have his fire helmet that was decommissioned because a roof joist came down on his head in a burning barn.

But I'm sure Tommy Tomlinson did all that and more. And I'm sure he never had anything to show for it. Just his word. And that's all you'd need because a Tomlinson's word is his honor. And that's why you lie constantly you fucking pussy cocksucker.

I'll point out that the accomplishments of my father and grandfather are not mine. But I've been kicked in the head and chest by a bull and I've jumped on a steer before, with a helmet and a chest protector because I guess I was a little bitch and honestly that's probably more action than your faggot loser (like you) father ever saw.

Your grandfather was incompetent, your father was a volunteer firefighter in New Hampshire who took it up the ass. Quietly now, child.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

If he really was a pro rider he would post any official article, profile, or at least a picture to prove it. Not Fat Rick!