"Petey" has a nice ring to it. It stands for P.T. (Patrick Tomlinson or Piss Teeth).

[RobertMewler]

Rick is a great name and hilariously gets under Piggy's hide but how about you soldiers who tweet or text him call him Petey on occasion? I think it'd inspire a whole lot of rib-crushing retorts from our porcine fat sack.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I love this!

Petey Petey always greedy
Wife’s a dog and both are needy

 

[HotDogJoe]

I don't think Petey would like that very much.

 

[Will Tate]

There's no way being called something that person hasn't earned the right to call him AND being technically wrong when he corrects them would ever get under his skin.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

PeTey Piggy is a great name. My concern is that if it’s forced he might learn to not angrily respond. The bit has only ever worked unexpectedly. Mama Raven being an example along with Rick obviously.

 

[peckafacce]

He

PeTey Piggy is a great name. My concern is that if it’s forced he might learn to not angrily respond. The bit has only ever worked unexpectedly. Mama Raven being an example along with Rick obviously.

Will never stop responding. #DLTIW

 

[Gay Faggot.]

He

Will never stop responding. #DLTIW

Should have phrased it better. He won’t respond with his “and my names still not x, stlaker”. They’ve always been something reasonable we point out. I.E. Mama Raven we found he said her nickname was Raven or some shit somewhere. Obviously, Fat Rick. It’s always been something natural. Whereas if we start forcing it he might start catching on. He’s retarded just not CWC retarded.

 

[Will Tate]

Petey, Petey, pumpkin eater whacked off in the movie theater. Sprayed his load across the screen and ruined Star Wars' final scene AGOOSH!!!

Petey, Petey, pumpkin eater had a wife, never treated her. PCJ smacked him twice across the head, cucked his ass and brought Ade to bed OHHHH!!!

Second one needs some working out but that first one was fucking gold.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Petey Tompkinson

 

[Meownaw]

Peaty. See he eats a lot.

 

[Ladynyahh]

Petey the pedophile has a nice ring to it. Big fan of the alliteration.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

Petey Petey can't stop tweety.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Kyle, Kyle, brother's a pedophile.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Calling him Patty and referring to him as miss / she / her would really get him angry. He might go so far to include his pronouns

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

PT needs some PT. Physical training, if you know what I mean.

He's portly.

 

[FLUUUID]

Calling him Patty and referring to him as miss / she / her would really get him angry. He might go so far to include his pronouns

He has to correct the record, as he said on the podcast where he lied consistently.

 

[42069]

I love it . Also think there is some ric milk to be squeezed out first

 

[RobertMewler]

I love it . Also think there is some ric milk to be squeezed out first

Oh yes, I'm not saying to replace Rick. Petey would be a nice addition once in a while is all. :)

 

[StealthyFag]

While we're at it, someone should give Ricky a try

 

[guest]

Petey Petey
Chins are meaty
Fake half-house graffiti
Patio still weedy
Imminent diabetes
Go ahead and tell me to "hush now, sweetie"