🎥Pest Control Terror! - The Patrick Tomlinson Saga (Part 24)

[Daddy Warbucks]

Just covering a text thread from qadans corner, but entertaining nonetheless

 

[MonsterSteve]

It never fails to make me loff but I also have no idea how he always falls for these. Just thinking about it for more than a second and you would know that there’s no way they could charge you when anyone can sign up via text. He’s such a fat idiot.

 

[DominusOdium]

Creampie Jones had more dignity than Patrick.

My favorite part of this little exchange is how he leads with "you're being manipulated by cyberstlakers" like that's a thing people say casually to one another and would be immediately understood.

"Oh sorry, we know how cyberstlaker manipulation can be!"

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Bravo! Another hit! I forgot how easily he turns into an obnoxious asshole

 

[Mustard]

The Better Business Bureau isn't some agency run by the government that shuts down businesses. It's entirely independent and basically functions as a consumer rating system. Pat seems to think reporting to the BBB is a way to threaten someone, when it reality it's either you go the legal route and sue them or try reporting an offense higher up in the company, that's it. Threatening someone with the BBB is a Karen move and completely worthless as a threat

 

[RoTheHo69]

Just covering a text thread from qadans corner, but entertaining nonetheless

Good old days.

 

[Ronnie G]

Ewww, the way he cuntily needs to mention how he owns the home

 

[Lunkhead]

Great work, brotherman. Love the Vincent Price (if he had a little less sugar in his tank) radio voice intro.

 

[DominusOdium]

Great work, brotherman. Love the Vincent Price (if he had a little less sugar in his tank) radio voice intro.

Orson Welles

 

[WifeStoreWill]

The Better Business Bureau isn't some agency run by the government that shuts down businesses. It's entirely independent and basically functions as a consumer rating system. Pat seems to think reporting to the BBB is a way to threaten someone, when it reality it's either you go the legal route and sue them or try reporting an offense higher up in the company, that's it. Threatening someone with the BBB is a Karen move and completely worthless as a threat

Plus no one under 90 looks at their ratings anymore

 

[Lunkhead]

Orson Welles

Fawk, you're right. Been watching too many Halloween movies.

 

[DominusOdium]

The Better Business Bureau isn't some agency run by the government that shuts down businesses. It's entirely independent and basically functions as a consumer rating system. Pat seems to think reporting to the BBB is a way to threaten someone, when it reality it's either you go the legal route and sue them or try reporting an offense higher up in the company, that's it. Threatening someone with the BBB is a Karen move and completely worthless as a threat

He might as well have threatened to tell Angie's List about this.

 

[Rodeo Clown]

I feel kinda left out, can we get a Mucci episode?

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

I feel kinda left out, can we get a Mucci episode?

Can I put your PFP on a t shirt?

 

[BrotherMan1488]

The Better Business Bureau isn't some agency run by the government that shuts down businesses. It's entirely independent and basically functions as a consumer rating system. Pat seems to think reporting to the BBB is a way to threaten someone, when it reality it's either you go the legal route and sue them or try reporting an offense higher up in the company, that's it. Threatening someone with the BBB is a Karen move and completely worthless as a threat

Has Patrick tried contacting locial news they they could run a 20 minute segment on us

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nice

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Ewww, the way he cuntily needs to mention how he owns the home

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