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Patti is the Best Egg

ElectricLightKazooII

I love that garlic buttah saw...
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THE D

SUFFERING FROM DMANIA, PRONE TO DMANIC EPISODES
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But I don't want to lose cwaaaantact with anybbbbbbbbbuudaee. I like to keep fruuuuund ships. I don't undersssteeeeeeeeeind. I didn't do anything wruuuung. I didn't mean any harm to enny BODDEE. I don't undersssssteeeeeeeeeeeeind. I love the shew since Augist of 1998.

I just wanna be like a frruund. I'm not a pest or anytheng. I'm not obnaaaaaackshis. I'm a very quite low key koynd of a purrrsin. Even if I can just remain a frund of the sheeww. It would be nice. Ya know? I've never wrruuunged anyone. Tumurrow was going to be my Bbbuuurthday. I don't undersssteeeeeeeeeind. Can I still keep in tttttouch? I don't wanna lose anybbbbbbuddee.

I had a good toime. I don't understeeeind why it ends, but I had a good toime. You don't just throw people awoye.

No! I have a jeaaab and everything! And I have to see people! Please don't do this to may! Please! I don't want anyone to see may. NO!!!!!!!!!! Everyboddies looking at may! Why did you do theeeet??
 

Meownaw

I GOT DA HAT NOW!
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But I don't want to lose cwaaaantact with anybbbbbbbbbuudaee. I like to keep fruuuuund ships. I don't undersssteeeeeeeeeind. I didn't do anything wruuuung. I didn't mean any harm to enny BODDEE. I don't undersssssteeeeeeeeeeeeind. I love the shew since Augist of 1998.

I just wanna be like a frruund. I'm not a pest or anytheng. I'm not obnaaaaaackshis. I'm a very quite low key koynd of a purrrsin. Even if I can just remain a frund of the sheeww. It would be nice. Ya know? I've never wrruuunged anyone. Tumurrow was going to be my Bbbuuurthday. I don't undersssteeeeeeeeeind. Can I still keep in tttttouch? I don't wanna lose anybbbbbbuddee.

I had a good toime. I don't understeeeind why it ends, but I had a good toime. You don't just throw people awoye.

No! I have a jeaaab and everything! And I have to see people! Please don't do this to may! Please! I don't want anyone to see may. NO!!!!!!!!!! Everyboddies looking at may! Why did you do theeeet??
The one time on WNEW where she cried on the phone was fawkin brutal. I felt so bad for her.
 
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