Pat's reality all day, everyday, wherever he goes.

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

Found on r/givemeadozenmywifeispaying

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

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By his many lawyers, you mean?

 

[Kim_Jong_Poon_]

By his many lawyers, you mean?

Yes, of course

 

[Humanatee]

I wonder how long he waits when he meets somebody new in a bar or whatever. He probably drops it in awkwardly within the first couple of minutes.

Stranger - "So is the food good here?" Pig- "Yes but did you know I'm a sci fi writer with a large Twitter following? Well you do now. Would you care for a hand signed copy, baby child? "

 

[UnPRePared]

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No Child, you will noT doodle my whoopsie!

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

It's coming up on noon in wisconsin, so he's probably thinking about where he wants to grab lunch and a few beers because he carved out a lifestyle where he spends his Tuesday afternoons as he wishes.

You, on the other hand, are at work and seething about it...so you are spending time making photoshops about a man you've never met.

 

[Ladynyahh]

It's coming up on noon in wisconsin, so he's probably thinking about where he wants to grab lunch and a few beers because he carved out a lifestyle where he spends his Tuesday afternoons as he wishes.

You, on the other hand, are at work and seething about it...so you are spending time making photoshops about a man you've never met.

He's up before noon? I thought he'd be sleeping one off after guzzling beers until the wee hours of the morning

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

He's up before noon? I thought he'd be sleeping one off after guzzling beers until the wee hours of the morning

Pig probably starts around 1-2pm, like me on a Saturday if I’ve had a productive week and got shit done.