Patrick writing update: He paid someone $500 to read a screenplay rough draft

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[URL='https://mobile.twitter.com/stealthygeek']Patrick S. Tomlinson

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Getting our new script project back from coverage on Friday. Very interested to see what they had to say and how much work we have ahead of us in the 2nd draft.

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[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Holy shit! This is hilarious, it’s not even being seen by anyone important, just one of the many “Hollywood” scams where you pay them to get you “industry connections”

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

I've got some breaking news coming in through the wire here folks. Patricks writing is so shitty he has to pay people to read it.

 

[bombvest]

I bet he fronts the cost of printing the first run of his physical books instead of his so-called publisher. just so he doesn't have to suffer the indignity of self-publishing.

 

[Covid19]

Hahaha hole shit. What a fucking failure. How much does your shit have to suck you have to pay someone to tell you it's a piece of shit.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Hahahahahahahaahahahahaahha

flyover trash rube.

 

[FLUUUID]

So he uses opaque words like "coverage" to imply hes hobnobbing with the movers and shakers, when actually nothing has happened? How fat of him

 

[Mc.Faggot]

$500 to read Patrick’s writing is far too low

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

He’s acting like he’s getting “studio notes” when in reality it’s some scam company that promises you’ll be the next big writer in Hollywood…after you pay our fees. Always amazes me people still fall for the model/music star/actor/writer scams in 2021. If you have to pay someone to get work it’s a scam. I’m sure this one promises your work will be seen by REAL studio employees and people in “the biz” without naming names since no one of any power would risk their name with a scam like this.

 

[RobertMewler]

Where is the part about him paying $500?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

$500 to read Patrick’s writing is far too low

Pat could be responsible for someones suicide after reading it

 

[stealthygeek]

You don't need to read the script to know he needs to seriously dial back the sassy twitterish dialogue.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Never seen anyone aggressively waste money like this disgusting pigman. Sad!

 

[HotDogJoe]

I'd actually love it if he his screenplay was picked up by a major studio. All it'd take is linking them to his 'women in MAGA hats deserve to be punched' post and bzzzzt, the dream is over before it began.

Your past will haunt you forever, pig. Die fat about it.

 

[RobertMewler]

I'd actually love it if he his screenplay was picked up by a major studio. All it'd take is linking them to his 'women in MAGA hats deserve to be punched' post and bzzzzt, the dream is over before it began.

Your past will haunt you forever, pig. Die fat about it.

Kinda like what Seth Simons did to Shane Gillis.

 

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Where is the part about him paying $500?

He most likely paid closer to $150-200 but $500 just sounded better :)

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Hollywood is built on out of state suckers that will do anything for the chance at fame. This is similar to when attractive women head to hollywood and get passed around the casting couches before picking up a drug habit and start whoring. Instead of having the sex he just gets fucked by a company designed to trick mid-western rubes like him out of any money they are willing to spend so they can think that fame and fortune is right around the corner. Welcome to the city of fallen angels.

 

[ISO__JOE]

Hollywood is built on out of state suckers that will do anything for the chance at fame. This is similar to when attractive women head to hollywood and get passed around the casting couches before picking up a drug habit and start whoring. Instead of having the sex he just gets fucked by a company designed to trick mid-western rubes like him out of any money they are willing to spend so they can think that fame and fortune is right around the corner. Welcome to the city of fallen angels.

difference here is most people who get wrapped up in this kind of thing are fresh faced 20 somethings who don’t know any better, not 40 year old divorcees who have already suffered a life of rejection and career flops

 

[Snake]

SCENE 41

The astronaut reaches the airlock, and pressurizes the room. He enters the command center and removes his space suit. He's a 6'2, 225lb Black male. Captain Tyrone Schwoogie Coons.

He spots the First Lieutenant staring at him from the sleeping quarters. She's a White woman, with dark hair, a pudgy body, and a slight tinge of down syndrome to her eyes. Her name is Niki.

He moves across the room to her. Their eyes stay focused on each other. She leans back in the bed and spreads her vagina.

He says: Patrick would want this.

She says: I want this. I need this.

Captain Coons proceeds to expel collard green laden flatulence into her exposed birth canal. Both visually show they're in complete ecstasy.

FADE TO BLACK

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

He most likely paid closer to $150-200 but $500 just sounded better :)

A lot of super low-level stuff like this is done with interns who do it for free (and "experience"). It's summertime and film school idiots are everywhere.

The producer might have finagled Pat to pay him/her a fee to "help sell it", but I'd strongly doubt the actual reader is getting anything.