Patrick Tomlinson Murders Patrick Tomlinson

[EraGodless]

Cue Spiderman meme. Who Is Patrick in this scenario? The lunatic rent a cop with an itchy trigger finger? Or the dumpster diving hillbilly just trying to score some shitty pallets?

Note: Fuck this security guard. Damn near needed a trigger warning because I almost went out like Freddy once. It was insane- dealing with Ronnie (Seth Rogen) from Observe and Report in real life. It kind of fucked up my life--

Another Note: Watching the whole thing is suggested, but fast forwarding it to where he gets shot is fine. Dude who got deleted had a history with these idiot security guards. I'm non ironically shaking r/n in anger. I think I might have a rage erection. Shit like this just really grinds my gear.

 

[Brooke Shields]

My guess would Patrick would be the guy making everything worse by trying to exert his made-up authority

it's really hard to tell though, considering both these guys have jobs and Pat couldn't stick it through 3 hours of Target shelf stocking