Patrick thinks like a pedophile while discussing 80s sitcom Small Wonder

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Patrick S. Tomlinson
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The most unbelievable thing is that the first humanoid android won't be a sex robot. But yes, the secret thing is a close secret.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Piggy oinking about a shitty 80s sitcom but thinks he’s a young hip millennial that should be writing for Teen Vogue. Really showing you’re a old pervert, Rick.

 

[RobertMewler]

How pedo-ish of him. I bet he's purchased one of those child-sized sex dolls, the sicko.

 

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

I saw that tweet but didn't get the context because I'm not a fucking boomer. So the show they're discussing is about a little girl robot? And the first thing piggy tweets out is about sex robots? Sounds like something a SFWA member would do, no wonder they gave him access to the SFWA legal fund.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I saw that tweet but didn't get the context because I'm not a fucking boomer. So the show they're discussing is about a little girl robot? And the first thing piggy tweets out is about sex robots? Sounds like something a SFWA member would do, no wonder they gave him access to the SFWA legal fund.

It was a shitty sitcom even by 80s standards, I remember either TBS or USA Re-ran it in the 90s since they just use to rely on old cancelled sitcoms to fill time slots. Of course he has to show everyone how he’s a creepy old pervert.

 

[Will Tate]

I saw that tweet but didn't get the context because I'm not a fucking boomer. So the show they're discussing is about a little girl robot? And the first thing piggy tweets out is about sex robots? Sounds like something a SFWA member would do, no wonder they gave him access to the SFWA legal fund.

This nigga never jerked it to Blair from The Facts of Life. Fuckin worthless 90s kids make me sick, you probably teared up over that Blue's Clues video that they tried to make viral yesterday didn't ya, faggot?

I'm just kidding, I love you.

 

[Meownaw]

This nigga never jerked it to Blair from The Facts of Life. Fuckin worthless 90s kids make me sick, you probably teared up over that Blue's Clues video that they tried to make viral yesterday didn't ya, faggot?

I'm just kidding, I love you.

What blues clues video? Did Steve get aids and die? *checks phone and waves arms wildly*

 

[Will Tate]

What blues clues video? Did Steve get aids and die? *checks phone and waves arms wildly*

There was a video put out for Blue's Clues 25th Anniversary with Steve talking to the camera to all his "old friends" he hadn't seen since he "left for college." I'm one of those idiots still on Zuckbook and some people I know went all "ALL THE FEELZ!!" about it yesterday. Like so many, many things, I don't wish to know about it, but I do.

 

[Brooke Shields]

There was a video put out for Blue's Clues 25th Anniversary with Steve talking to the camera to all his "old friends" he hadn't seen since he "left for college." I'm one of those idiots still on Zuckbook and some people I know went all "ALL THE FEELZ!!" about it yesterday. Like so many, many things, I don't wish to know about it, but I do.

As I remember it, Steve went to college to study jump-roping or something equally hilarious. What's even weirder is that that's probably a degree or at least a class in some shit expensive school nowadays

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

As I remember it, Steve went to college to study jump-roping or something equally hilarious. What's even weirder is that that's probably a degree or at least a class in some shit expensive school nowadays

Hell, a bachelor’s degree in jump rope is head and shoulders above any of Fatrick’s academic accomplishments. He couldn’t hack a semester at Waukesha County Junior College.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Hell, a bachelor’s degree in jump rope is head and shoulders above any of Fatrick’s academic accomplishments. He couldn’t hack a semester at Waukesha County Junior College.

Mama Raven tells people he was too smart for college and got bored so he quit, I have this inbred cousin type relative by marriage that dropped out of high school and his relatives say the same thing, the highest tech level job he had was putting tires on cars at a tire place, ended up on comp. twice until got total disability, he is another Barney bullshit like Pat

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

I watched Small Wonder reruns as a little kid because I liked robots. The Jamie character was always a chubby faced little faggot. I wonder what he looks like as an adult...

Wait a second here. Chubby faced faggot...

 

[FurBurger]

The most unbelievable thing is that the first humanoid android won't be a sex robot. But yes, the secret thing is a close secret.

What a fascinating Freudian slip! I wonder what secret his subconscious was so concerned with, in this discussion of sex with child robots?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

My nigga Bert had to put this pertinent observation out there.

 

[Raymond]

I wondered if he had some opinions on "Out of this World" too. But I guess that "bitch" was too old.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

I wondered if he had some opinions on "Out of this World" too. But I guess that "bitch" was too old.

God I remember watching that. That’s how old I apparently am.