Patrick probably told everybody he was going to Glasgow for “work”

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Saying nonchalantly that you’re traveling for work is a passive aggressive way to make yourself sound more important than you really are.

“Oh yeah, I’d love to go but let me know which day because I’m supposed to be in Glasgow that week for work.”

“I doubt I’ll be able to watch the game because I’m going to be in Europe for a few days for work.”

I bet he doesn’t mention the part where a) he’s paying for it, b) he’s going to be transporting his own books back and forth, and c) he doesn’t have an actual job.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He doesn't have any friends so I doubt it

 

[TorpidSloth]

Even he isn't delusional enough to say he's going there "on business," but you never know.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Even he isn't delusional enough to say he's going there "on business," but you never know.

He tells Lynne it’s for business

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope he takes like two suitcases full of his books and they get lost.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I hope he takes like two suitcases full of his books and they get lost.

He has to pay extra per suitcase so he has to pay just to bring his awful books in an suitcase only to bring them back since nobody buys them.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

Even he isn't delusional enough to say he's going there "on business," but you never know.

You don’t think a woman who sets up shell companies for her retard daughter, llc for an Airbnb doesn’t have her retard son in law write all of this shit off as a business expense? Then it becomes a Tomlinson Technicality, because it’s a “business expense” he must be going there on business.

 

[DominusOdium]

Who is he telling this to? His neighbors that record his freakouts and have to deal with a police car out front every time he loses an internet argument and is full of feelies? His rapist nigger buddy? His bottom tier lawyers? His fellow authors who long ago started smiling and nodding, then gossiping online about him?

They say no man is an island, but this big fat peninsula (Patninsula?) has chipped his social isthmus connecting him to any larger community down to the narrowest of strips with his big ol dumb hammers of condescension, arrogance, paranoia, lies, frauds, hoaxes, insanity, obesity and obsession.

Edit: Oops, the nigger was a rapist not a pedophile. Maybe he's both, I dunno.

 

[Treat Yourself]

Word is his dear old dad was jealous of all the unclipped cocks he'll miss out on. Then he went back to "work" at the truck stop bathroom.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Who is he telling this to? His neighbors that record his freakouts and have to deal with a police car out front every time he loses an internet argument and is full of feelies? His pedophile nigger buddy? His bottom tier lawyers? His fellow authors who long ago started smiling and nodding, then gossiping online about him?

They say no man is an island, but this big fat peninsula (Patninsula?) has chipped his social isthmus connecting him to any larger community down to the narrowest of strips with his big ol dumb hammers of condescension, arrogance, paranoia, lies, frauds, hoaxes, insanity, obesity and obsession.

This is a good point. He’s mentioning it to randos at whatever his new hooligans is. Fun apple ranch or whatever.

 

[DominusOdium]

This is a good point. He’s mentioning it to randos at whatever his new hooligans is. Fun apple ranch or whatever.

The Gayrage

 

[soulbrotherman#1]

Those books aren't going to not sell themselves! Wait a second...

 

[Shawn Peterson]

Edit: Oops, the nigger was a rapist not a pedophile. Maybe he's both, I dunno.

Well he is a nigger after all.

 

[Mass.gov]

You don’t think a woman who sets up shell companies for her retard daughter, llc for an Airbnb doesn’t have her retard son in law write all of this shit off as a business expense? Then it becomes a Tomlinson Technicality, because it’s a “business expense” he must be going there on business.

Very clever of them.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Very clever of them.

New Boqpasta just dropped

I don't think your mental condition has been classified in the West yet. Or, it's some vestigial genetic condition left over from when humans first left the jungles. You have a primordial narcissism only detectible in chimps and bonobos.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

Even he isn't delusional enough to say he's going there "on business," but you never know.

This guy told Inside Edition that his honeymoon was a business trip.

 

[TorpidSloth]

This guy told Inside Edition that his honeymoon was a business trip.

I guess their "marriage" could be considered a business arrangement

 

[Josef Kuminski]

This guy told Inside Edition that his honeymoon was a business trip.

He also claimed to be an expert on the Holocaust/Nazis cause cause he visited a concentration camp from said honeymoon/business trip.

 

[Dennis Denuto]

He also claimed to be an expert on the Holocaust/Nazis cause cause he visited a concentration camp from said honeymoon/business trip.

and claimed Niki is a Holocaust scholar.

 

[Josef Kuminski]

and claimed Niki is a Holocaust scholar.

She certainly knows a lot of about zyklon-B, but the B in her case is Basketball Americans.

But the likelihood of either one of them being experts in anything is 6,000,000 to 1.