Patrick “Now that we have money” Tomlinson has the nerve to comment on dental health

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Nice piss-stained teeth your wife has, stupid. You’re not doing too bad yourself either, Mountain Dew Mouth.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I don't see how. She stiffed her creditors in her mid-20s. Should have been plenty of money there.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Too bad she didn’t choose to worker harder or, I dunno, budget and live within her means. Now her teeth look like candy corn.

GET A JOB, BUMS

 

[Tony2Shirts_mybb]

imagine being fiscally responsible your entire life and your lesbian daughter marries a half a fag who squanders and brags as if they've ever earned any type of real money.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

These LIBTARDS clearly don't KNOW how to PAY cash or drive in the Joseph LANE

 

[stealthygeek]

Try brushing those manilla tinted chompers every couple of weeks before playing the victim card on this one. Bitch looks like she's had a 2 pack a day habit for 20+ years.

 

[TokenX]

That happened to me once when I was 23. Paid about $2K for some cavity bullshit. Then I got a job.

 

[YourOldPalHoward]

"we"

Keep telling yourself that Patty, it's not like you're careening towards an estate split that leaves you with a cardboard box full of graphic t-shirts and Star Trek toys or anything.

 

[Harry Powell]

Nice wife with periodontitis, stupid

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

Plenty of time to play with toys yet not enough to brush your disgusting furry teeth in the morning. Pat is almost a Chris Chan level retard

 

[LongIslandchomper]

Pat sure does love airing out his wife's dirty laundry, doesn't he?

And isn't it amazing how "poor" she was but had money for things like booze, vacations, and attending sci-fi conventions, but not a dime for basic dental hygiene?

I hate them both. They deserve each other.

 

[Will Tate]

The spendthrift mental patient I married absolutely loves getting her snatch stuffed, child.

 

[Coonskin]

Nikki's teeth have lost all of their enamel, the white is never coming back. She'd need some Cumia grade dentures to ever get a shine off those box stained chompers

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What an asshole, plus they live off money from their mom.

 

[HotDogJoe]

I remember one of you rascals texting the pig a while back as Tyrone and finished the message with "...And tell Niki to brush dem teef".

Fucking destroyed my ribs.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Things we know about Niki (from Patrick publicly tweeting them to the world):

1. She's clinically depressed.
2. She fucked him on the first date.
3. On a subsequent date, she was so horny at a Brewers game that she forced Patrick to bang her in the parking lot.
4. Patrick never wanted to pursue a serious relationship but she "stuck around".
5. She was dirt broke in her 20s and most of her 30s.
6. As a result of that, her teeth are fucked up.
7. She orders an alcoholic drink at every opportunity but mostly stays at home while her husband goes to the bar alone.
8. You can aggressively hit on her in public settings and Patrick will sit there pretending to watch Sportscenter.
9. But she is not capable of deciding who she gives sexual consent to, her husband decides that for her.
10. Her social media presence is 100% devoted to being an account that upvotes her husband's tweets.

 

[Will Tate]

Things we know about Niki (from Patrick publicly tweeting them to the world):

1. She's clinically depressed.
2. She fucked him on the first date.
3. On a subsequent date, she was so horny at a Brewers game that she forced Patrick to bang her in the parking lot.
4. Patrick never wanted to pursue a serious relationship but she "stuck around".
5. She was dirt broke in her 20s and most of her 30s.
6. As a result of that, her teeth are fucked up.
7. She orders an alcoholic drink at every opportunity but mostly stays at home while her husband goes to the bar alone.
8. You can aggressively hit on her in public settings and Patrick will sit there pretending to watch Sportscenter.
9. But she is not capable of deciding who she gives sexual consent to, her husband decides that for her.
10. Her social media presence is 100% devoted to being an account that upvotes her husband's tweets.

11. She can't get wet on her own.

 

[Will Tate]

I will be better than Pig.

It's almost 3 pm EST and you're not blind drunk already, so you already are better than Pig.

 

[FLUUUID]

If this is her teeth "fixed" can you imagine how awful they were before. I hope the texting rascals don't bring up her gingivitis

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Things we know about Niki (from Patrick publicly tweeting them to the world):

1. She's clinically depressed.
2. She fucked him on the first date.
3. On a subsequent date, she was so horny at a Brewers game that she forced Patrick to bang her in the parking lot.
4. Patrick never wanted to pursue a serious relationship but she "stuck around".
5. She was dirt broke in her 20s and most of her 30s.
6. As a result of that, her teeth are fucked up.
7. She orders an alcoholic drink at every opportunity but mostly stays at home while her husband goes to the bar alone.
8. You can aggressively hit on her in public settings and Patrick will sit there pretending to watch Sportscenter.
9. But she is not capable of deciding who she gives sexual consent to, her husband decides that for her.
10. Her social media presence is 100% devoted to being an account that upvotes her husband's tweets.

Her “business” - if it ever really did anything at all - has appeared to be a complete scam for the last few years. Where is their product? How do they market? How can a bullshit “content designer and SEO expert” have one of the most embarrassing LOLCows in internet history as a husband? She sure did suck up that government PPP money though, didn’t she? Fucking nauseating.

Her “business” makes no sense, but what does make sense is that she’s a dim bulb who swings from one economic and career failure to another. I guess I wouldn’t bother brushing and flossing either if my life was so worthless and depressing. Damn…all she does is lose. Pickle that liver a little faster, Nick.