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Patrick has hired 5+ lawyers in the past 2 years to fight trolls...

stealthygeek

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He has actually advised people to behave like he does, behavior that has directly led to him investing tens of thousands of dollars on internet horseshit like a fucking retard.

I've given plenty of shitty advice, most of it's probably better off being ignored to be honest. But I don't think I have ever given advice that's this bad and leads to this kind of cosmic joke outcome.

TLDR: Pat's retarded and abandoned his daughter cause he was bummed out 😓. He's also fat and lumpy.
 

HotDogJoe

Professional leech since 1994. Anyone can do it.
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He's going to swoop into her life when she's a teenager and she'll be blown away by what a cool sci fi writing, badass her biological father is. At least that's how he imagines things playing out in his fat head.

The reality is, the poor girl will discover her father is a giant lolcow who belongs in the same company as Chris Chan and never want anything to do with him.
 

Slackjawed Cow

I laugh at them because they're all the same.
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He has actually advised people to behave like he does, behavior that has directly led to him investing tens of thousands of dollars on internet horseshit like a fucking retard.

I've given plenty of shitty advice, most of it's probably better off being ignored to be honest. But I don't think I have ever given advice that's this bad and leads to this kind of cosmic joke outcome.

TLDR: Pat's retarded and abandoned his daughter cause he was bummed out 😓. He's also fat and lumpy.
What is also hilarious is that the trolls even said to not engage and they will go away but somehow he thinks his way works. Pat will have to find out the hard way that he is indeed wrong again.
 

Udders

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5? We've got Carrie Goldberg, Brinton Resto, Nicole Ways, and Rodney Mayr. Who am I missing?
I'm sure more than Carrie worked on his case, probably that disheveled faggot Massey. Like how Rosenfeld and Pena are tag teaming Piggys asshole. But I see your point.
 
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