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PATRICK CURSED PORSALIN!!

PorqueDealer

Portly Pepperoni Purveyor
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Found on r/porsalin

Kill Porsalin. Behead Porsalin. Roundhouse kick Porsalin into the concrete. Slam dunk Porsalin into the trashcan. Crucify filthy Porsalins. Defecate in Porsalins food. Launch Porsalin into the sun. Stir fry Porsalin in a wok. Toss Porsalin into an active volcano. Urinate into Porsalins gas tank. Judo throw Porsalin into a wood chipper. Twist Porsalins head off. Report Porsalin to the Internal Affairs. Karate chop Porsalin in half. Curb stomp pregnant Porsalins. Trap Porsalin in quicksand. Crush Porsalin in the trash compactor. Liquefy Porsalin in a vat of acid. Eat Porsalin. Dissect Porsalin. Exterminate Porsalin in the gas chamber. Stomp Porsalins skull with steel toed boots. Cremate Porsalin in the oven. Lobotomize Porsalin. Mandatory abortions for Porsalins. Grind Porsalin fetuses in the garbage disposal. Drown Porsalin in fried chicken grease. Vaporize Porsalin with a ray gun. Kick old Porsalins down the stairs. Feed Porsalin to alligators. Slice Porsalin with a katana.
 

T. Booth Willy

Caged heat
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I didn't know he did an interview with BroJoe about pat. Hurry up and make your patreon shit free, you've disappointed and blue balled us enough.
It's 2 seconds long. He says who it is and he wants to talk about Pat. Bro joe cuts him off and hangs up. That's the whole thing
Edit it's technically 19 seconds long but that includes the phone ringing
 

DrTorqueCarlisi

Go to mass
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Damn, I never meant to put him out of business. tough break

Well then you shouldn't have gone to his flat and damaged his computer, and before that talked him out of releasing his docs in shorter pieces while any of it was still relevant, and before that forced him into a protracted period of editing and time wasting. Way to go.
 

NoBacon

An honourable man.
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