Pat thinks Hooligans is Cheers and he wants everyone to yell out his name like they do Norm

[A House Nigger]

Thoughts?

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

I think he's fat.

 

[HotDogJoe]

This is how he probably thinks of Hooligans in his head




Everything is romanticized in his comic book brain. The reality is it's an absolute shithole that serves terrible looking food that only a rube like him would be happy to eat. Also I'm sure everyone hates him there.

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Didn’t someone make a video about this? A parody of the cheers theme song or something?

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He has the heft of Norm, the unloveable persona of Cliff (without the knowledge of facts), and the scientology of Kirstie Alley. I hope he ends up like Coach after season 3.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

What a shithole. Nice terrible layout and “quirky” taps on the wall, stupid.

 

[HotDogJoe]

What an uninviting looking bar. Looks plain as fuck and everyone in there looks miserable.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"Hey, Fatass!"

 

[Meownaw]

His laptop enrages me to no end.

 

[guest]

What the fuck are the two the left doing? It looks like 2 yids look when kvetching about something. Maybe Hooligans doesn't have Kosher meatloaf.

Edit: Never mind, the check is there, they're hondeling over who is paying or scheming to claim there was a problem for a reduced check.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What a shithole. Nice terrible layout and “quirky” taps on the wall, stupid.

Why would a bar display tap beers they don’t have on tap? “Hey, I’d like to try that one! Oh…you don’t it on tap? How about that one? Oh…none of the taps you have on the walls are actually on tap. I guess…I’ll take a Miller Lite…ugh” They probably have the same variety of beers on tap as an Applebees or Fridays.

 

[AntSucks]

Love the hard stools and benches. Wouldn't want people to get too comfortable. Reminds me of a coffee shop next to a train station.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

What an uninviting looking bar. Looks plain as fuck and everyone in there looks miserable.

There’s no reason for a bar to be that bright. Plus you know people always make sure to avoid Pat and his laptop bullshit. People are trying as hard as they can to not be near him.

 

[1073waaf]

Nice cameltoe for a chin, stupid.

 

[Pat’s 4th Chin]

Instead of looking like an actual bar, it looks like some amateur asshole turned his unfinished basement into this...

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I never noticed this hipster douchebag brought his own coozie for his…PBR. No wonder Pat goes here, it’s full of pretentious assholes just like him.

 

[guest]

I’m surprised they haven’t told him to get lost yet

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

There’s no reason for a bar to be that bright. Plus you know people always make sure to avoid Pat and his laptop bullshit. People are trying as hard as they can to not be near him.

Thats why the the guy in the black shirt has his back to pat. Making clear with body language that he doesnt want pat interjecting into his conversation that you could almost guarantee happened.

 

[Harry Powell]

Fat and alone