Pat signed his last book contract 7 years, 7 months, and 5 days ago

[TorquieTwoBeers]

No special reason for mentioning this. Just think it is funny that aside from paltry royalties, no one has paid Pat to write anything in over 3/4 of a decade. Yet he still lectures people as though he is a real author.

 

[wbgreen]

Looks like someone signing a DNR because his kidneys are failing. Sick bloated hand.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

Someone please explain why his hand looks retarded because something about it is fucked up.

 

[OpiesDelishHog]

As my grandfather would say:
"Left handed Jackass"

 

[PorqueDealer]

Can't write books while fighting on the frontline every day, Child.
America will thank me later

 

[Toothless Enthusiast]

Tbf, he wrote an extremely entertaining pro se motion!

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Nice waiting two days so it would be 777, stupid.

 

[stealthygeek]

Rick's got normal looking ears, right?

 

[CompoundBasement]

Signing a contract alone in his shithole hovel. No professional atmosphere, no Notary Public to make it official, no one from the company popping a cork for a toast and treating him to dinner. Just, "Print this out, sign it, and send it back, kthx." He has no idea how unimportant this makes him look.

 

[firstimelongtime]

Signing a contract alone in his shithole hovel. No professional atmosphere, no Notary Public to make it official, no one from the company popping a cork for a toast and treating him to dinner. Just, "Print this out, sign it, and send it back, kthx." He has no idea how unimportant this makes him look.

They probably made him print it out and waddle to the post office to send it. Not even a Docusign for Fatty.

 

[Turry Fawks]

Rick's got normal looking ears, right?

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No. They're very fucked up.

 

[SFWA liaison]

he was on a convention panel lecturing people about the importance of booktube and booktok, while there has been LITERALLY zero youtube or tiktok reviews of ANY of his books

the author world has to have one of the worst LARP:real ratio

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

while there has been LITERALLY zero youtube or tiktok reviews of ANY of his books

Wrong again, child. There was this nice lady who reviewed Gate Crashers when it came out. Despite saying up front that she liked it, she spends over half of her review complaining about the pacing, plot, and characters (surprise, she finds the characters unlikeable and irritating, just like Pat is). Time stamp is like 2:14.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

So what is the annual average. It has to be way below poverty. Like part time job levels. Since he couldnt maintain acquiring contracts. Then factor on wasting over 80k in lawsuits.

 

[PorqueDealer]

So what is the annual average. It has to be way below poverty. Like part time job levels. Since he couldnt maintain acquiring contracts. Then factor on wasting over 80k in lawsuits.

From previous calculations
Absolute best $20k/year average
From numbers we can work from about $8.5k
So likely somewhere in between those.
$200k/10 year would include everything. Standup, Articles, Discovery Channel, Author etc

This would also be excluding any tax/expenses/agents fees etc.

There is a very good chance that the Robinsons have spent more on legal fees in the last 2 years than Rick has earnt in his entire post insurance career. (and then the SWFA money)

Net Deficitlinson

 

[chewtoyrapist]

he was on a convention panel lecturing people about the importance of booktube and booktok, while there has been LITERALLY zero youtube or tiktok reviews of ANY of his books

the author world has to have one of the worst LARP:real ratio

The fact that he isn't on booktube himself really showcases all his lies and insecurities. He claims to read and write every day, he of course isn't shy about his opinions, has never been camera shy, and he LOVES to support other writers... yet not a single book review. Even on twitter you can barely find a "I just read this and it was good" plug for his football stadium sized active audience.

 

[firstimelongtime]

From previous calculations
Absolute best $20k/year average
From numbers we can work from about $8.5k
So likely somewhere in between those.
$200k/10 year would include everything. Standup, Articles, Discovery Channel, Author etc

This would also be excluding any tax/expenses/agents fees etc.

There is a very good chance that the Robinsons have spent more on legal fees in the last 2 years than Rick has earnt in his entire post insurance career. (and then the SWFA money)

Net Deficitlinson

“Post insurance”? Ha. Not likely.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

“Post insurance”? Ha. Not likely.

I think he only does that seriously at the end of the year for 2-3 months when insurance opens up for adjustments and signings.

 

[kingship75]

Net Deficitlinson

Sounds like a new Twitter character has entered the Patverse. Welcome to the show, Net!