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Pat sells “thousands” of books a year?

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Thousands EVERY year? Come on, Pat. It’s over
 
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This is also the man who didn't think that a grown-up had $17k available (that they'd rather be doing anything else with, but still) to defend themself from the lolsuit.

Which again screams "Lynne loves her dopey daughter, Nikki. Lynne bailed Nikki out by bailing Nikki's retarded husband out. Lynne hates Nikki's retarded husband".

Fuck, ones with mid-double-digit mileage are going for like 20k.
 

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Thousands is a weird brag. He didn’t say tens of thousands, which would imply a successful career, but hundreds would sound pathetic (and realistically too high).
That’s true - it’s used to be tens of thousands a year - now it’s just thousands. I’m sure we can get Leslie, Brian, and some others in the industry to chime in on this claim
 

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These are the Bookscan numbers for Dec 2021- Jan 2023.
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If Pat was selling e-book or audible books in any great number then their ranking in their respective ecosystems would be a lot higher than they are and easily verifiable through those metrics.

Authors who sell thousands of books a year have a contract and publisher.
They are not writing their 5th unsold book.
 

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6 minutes apart - gets called out for being poor now it’s “royalty check” time for a whole 30 bucks
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Is he really saying his car is a rare classic? It has 175k miles and it's been in 3 accidents. It sits outside all year long and he drives it in the snow. The seats smelled so bad he had his rodeo clown dad reupholster them. Anyone could afford that piece of shit.
 
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