Pat reveals real reason why he hasn't put out a book in so long

[DanMullen'sRetardedNephew]

So his publisher didn't drop him because nobody is buying his shit books, child. The computer is to blame.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Probably should have spent that $800 on a new computer. You know? Since it’s allegedly your job?

 

[Will Tate]

The computer doesn't want Pat's derivative, pedophiliac shit written on it.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Talent is a "writers" greatest nemesis

 

[FranksWirecutters]

With his search history and whatever grime is under those keys quasi probably doesn't want that fbi honeypot. You can keep the laptop tomlinson.

 

[RoTheHo69]

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So his publisher didn't drop him because nobody is buying his shit books, child. The computer is to blame.

Nice operating system stupid.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

OMG that's so relatable, fellow writer!! Don't you just hate it when that happens? Hahaha! #relatable

 

[AntSucks]

Patch Tuesday is every other week and you don't have to install them straight away fucko

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

grab a pad and paper you fat fuck

Write "DEMO VERSION" across each page if it makes you feel better

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

Get an SSD you poor retard. My comp updates in like 30 seconds. Boots in 5

 

[Meownaw]

OMG that's so relatable, fellow writer!! Don't you just hate it when that happens? Hahaha! #relatable

Happens to me allllll the time. Don't tell my wife.

 

[ActionJackson]

God help us if he learns ctrl+alt+del

Also, as the saying goes, only a poor carpenter blames his tools.

 

[Will Tate]

God help us if he learns ctrl+alt+del

Also, as the saying goes, only a poor carpenter blames his tools.

Good-bye basecode.

 

[fricklefrackle]

I use arch btw

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Here I thought it was because of his shitty work ethic.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Like he was writing at the time. He just wanted to tweet and snoop around here

 

[Mikekeke]

Maybe it's just me, but if I'm doing something on the computer I can 'snooze' the update or just use it as an opportunity to take a break from what I was doing and let it update after I save my work. I must be the only one though, Patrick obviously was forced to update his computer against his will and surely would not take a picture of the most inane things for just the slightest amount of dopamine from barely any engagement.

 

[Upton Baby Sinclair]

Just use your new phone, for $1800 they throw in Google Docs for free!

 

[Clint Ruin]

Then use Linux, you fucking idiot. All you need is a text editor, you don't need Windows for that.

For a guy who claims to be a nerd/geek, he sure doesn't seem to know jack about nerd shit.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

OMG that's so relatable, fellow writer!! Don't you just hate it when that happens? Hahaha! #relatable

#amreading #amwriting