Pat is delusional to think any of us will go to prison

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Britany Barron to plead guilty to lesser charges in beheading of lover’s corpse

Britany Barron has agreed to plead guilty to a charge of falsifying evidence in a case in which her husband is accused of killing her lover and having her saw

www.unionleader.com

This bitch lured her lover to a state park at 1am and watched her husband kill him. She cut the dudes head off. She’s getting 18 months

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Yeah, but she didn’t call him fat on the internet. You’re fucking retarded dude.

 

[Brooke Shields]

I think you've forgotten that someone ordered a pizza for Pat. That's 36 months at least

 

[guest]

Yeah but did she leave cold cuts on his front porch?

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Yeah but did she leave cold cuts on his front porch?

Yeah there's no trespassing or cured meats involved in this case at all. I don't see how it's comparable

 

[Caverlock]

You guys can joke all you want, but I'm staring down the barrel of hundreds of counts of felony interstate archiving.

 

[Random username]

You coulda stopped this title with pat is delusional.....
..

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Yeah, but did anyone felony review her books on Goodreads?

 

[Jim-sucks-shit]

People get decapitated all the time dude. It's not like she got the guys twitter deactivated twice and made him lose his verification, never to get it back.

 

[GiveItAResto]

Shh, little nothing. Civil cases always result in jail time

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

Also it's a fuckin civil case

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

He’s also delusional enough to believe he built Twitter. He’s a retard. Fat, too.

 

[peckafacce]

Also it's a fuckin civil case

Criminal case is in the world child. Milwaukee PD has 3 officers working around the clock to catch the deli meat fugitive.

 

[guest]

I don't know about you guys, but I feel like a murderer does for calling him fat.

 

[cliveowen]

He is insane. If by some miracle it does get to that point, does he not realize he'd have to testify under oath? Can you imagine him being cross examined by our lawyers? We could bring up all the lappening details (probably even call Jon as a witness), him abandoning his daughter, his threats of attacking female MAGA supporters, etc.

If I get sued I would demand my lawyer ask him to go through a full BMI exam to prove that he is in fact, fat.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I think you've forgotten that someone ordered a pizza for Pat. That's 36 months at least

Case should be dismissed since he definitely ate the pizza.

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

I'd say it's because she's a woman, but considering Pat is more feminine and has bigger tits that can't be it.

 

[guest]

Officer Rick Tomlinson has apprehended several black children he believes are actually responsible for this crime. They are currently awaiting trial by meat grinder in his basement prison.