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Pat is already preparing for another loss by coping a month early

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Liberals love the straw man arguments because the only argument they can ever win is when they make up the other persons response

Donald Trump has been literally fucking everywhere, you cannot make the argument he is being lazy on the campaign.

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Libs like Pat have PTSD from 2016. Their bubbles feed them “The Dems are gonna win!”. They were wrong in 2016 and right in 2020. Batting a .500 . They have no grasp on reality for this election. They regularly sway between “Kamala is gonna win hands down” and “Holy shit Trump is gonna win again”.
They’re all pretending right now Howard Stern is still relevant because Kamala did his show yesterday. They’re even claiming Stern gets well over 10 million listeners for his shows even though Sirius says they don’t have ratings and we know Sirius has been fudging the numbers for years.
 

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They’re all pretending right now Howard Stern is still relevant because Kamala did his show yesterday. They’re even claiming Stern gets well over 10 million listeners for his shows even though Sirius says they don’t have ratings and we know Sirius has been fudging the numbers for years.
I listened to that whole thing (of course). My takeaways from it is that Howard is an even bigger retard than I thought. Like I legitimately think he has a mental disability. He couldn’t stop talking and didn’t know anything about what he was asking. He sounded neurotic and crazy about how this election was for the fate of our country…how? Why? Idk, he never explained.

And also Howard + SXM, being business geniuses, interviewing potentially the next President, made it so you have to be a subscriber to listen to the interview. Nice PR dickheads.
 

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Liberals love the straw man arguments because the only argument they can ever win is when they make up the other persons response

Donald Trump has been literally fucking everywhere, you cannot make the argument he is being lazy on the campaign.

I'm voting for Hitler 2024. Not trump, I'm writing in Hitler.
Pat is doing his predictable move where he makes claims for both out comes so he can say " I told you so" either way it falls. Good thing the internet is monitoring his activity so he can be called out.
 

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I listened to that whole thing (of course). My takeaways from it is that Howard is an even bigger retard than I thought. Like I legitimately think he has a mental disability. He couldn’t stop talking and didn’t know anything about what he was asking. He sounded neurotic and crazy about how this election was for the fate of our country…how? Why? Idk, he never explained.

And also Howard + SXM, being business geniuses, interviewing potentially the next President, made it so you have to be a subscriber to listen to the interview. Nice PR dickheads.
He’s always been that way but now he believes he’s the greatest interview ever because he tells everyone he is (similar to how he gave himself the “King of all Media” title after Michael Jackson gave himself the title of “King of Pop) and he sucks at it. He can’t shut up, he asks the same 10 or so questions (did you like your parents? Etc) and if an actor is on you can guarantee he will find a way to shoe-horn in his ONE acting role from over 25 years ago playing a nice version of himself (it’s harder than it sounds, tell ‘em Fred!)

It also doesn’t help he might be one of the most of touch people on the planet. He’s got millions of dollars and is miserable - nothing makes him happy except sitting alone and starting at a wall. He hasn’t had any real relationships in years and doesn’t know how to talk and relate to people anymore due to isolating himself which he’s done for years but only got worse from Covid. Covid really did a number on him, he still barely leaves the house thanks to it. He was already a neurotic mess and that put him over the edge.
 

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He’s always been that way but now he believes he’s the greatest interview ever because he tells everyone he is (similar to how he gave himself the “King of all Media” title after Michael Jackson gave himself the title of “King of Pop) and he sucks at it. He can’t shut up, he asks the same 10 or so questions (did you like your parents? Etc) and if an actor is on you can guarantee he will find a way to shoe-horn in his ONE acting role from over 25 years ago playing a nice version of himself (it’s harder than it sounds, tell ‘em Fred!)
Lol that just reminded me Howard looked at Kamala with a straight face and told her he loves women and lifting them up and how he’s always had women on his show. “My movie was directed by a woman!”

Who the hell does he think he’s fooling?
 

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Lol that just reminded me Howard looked at Kamala with a straight face and told her he loves women and lifting them up and how he’s always had women on his show. “My movie was directed by a woman!”

Who the hell does he think he’s fooling?
See, it’s amazing how he still finds a way to make sure everyone knows he made a movie back in the 90s. Of course the majority of the women he’s had on his show over the years was to exploit and embarrass and it’s amazing how the media pretends he didn’t throw lunch meat at women’s asses and had them ride a sex machine.

But it Stern’s mind it’s still 1998 and he’s the king of all media even though he hasn’t had a TV show in over 15 years and young people either don’t know him or just know him as some old radio guy. It was great watching him cry for years podcasts would never take off. Almost as good as the time he sued Sirius XM because he believed he was owed bonus money for bringing in all their subscribers and LOST in court.

His movie was made to make him look like some great loving family man when that wasn’t true. He didn’t give a shit about his family and at one point turned his basement into a bunker so he could “work” and not be distracted by his family (that was his wife’s job - take cake of the family while he hides from them)
 

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He’s always been that way but now he believes he’s the greatest interview ever because he tells everyone he is (similar to how he gave himself the “King of all Media” title after Michael Jackson gave himself the title of “King of Pop) and he sucks at it. He can’t shut up, he asks the same 10 or so questions (did you like your parents? Etc) and if an actor is on you can guarantee he will find a way to shoe-horn in his ONE acting role from over 25 years ago playing a nice version of himself (it’s harder than it sounds, tell ‘em Fred!)

It also doesn’t help he might be one of the most of touch people on the planet. He’s got millions of dollars and is miserable - nothing makes him happy except sitting alone and starting at a wall. He hasn’t had any real relationships in years and doesn’t know how to talk and relate to people anymore due to isolating himself which he’s done for years but only got worse from Covid. Covid really did a number on him, he still barely leaves the house thanks to it. He was already a neurotic mess and that put him over the edge.
The worst is he always tells people they should go to therapy. Even rockstars banging 20 year olds, he tells them they’re hurt from past trauma and they need to consult a professional. Why? They’re doing ok Howie
 
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The worst is he always tells people they should go to therapy. Even rockstars banging 20 year olds, he tells them they’re hurt from past trauma and they need to consult a professional. Why? They’re doing ok Howie
Howard was, maybe still is, going to therapy 5 times a week. For decades. He thinks it works and everyone should do it. I have my doubts.
 

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Howard was, maybe still is, going to therapy 5 times a week. For decades. He thinks it works and everyone should do it. I have my doubts.
He asked her if she goes to therapy. “Can you do that as the Vice President? I’ve been to therapy and it helped me so much. Do you go to therapy? I think Donald Trump needs therapy.” And Kamala said “I have friends and family in my life I can talk to” which was an unintentional slam
 

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He asked her if she goes to therapy. “Can you do that as the Vice President? I’ve been to therapy and it helped me so much. Do you go to therapy? I think Donald Trump needs therapy.” And Kamala said “I have friends and family in my life I can talk to” which was an unintentional slam
His question of if they go to therapy is up there with him asking about their relationship with their parents. He’s been in therapy for years and that’s pretty much all he does - the show (when he’s not on vacation) - goes to therapy - sits alone in his mansion.

This bingo card sums up Stern’s “interview skills”
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See, it’s amazing how he still finds a way to make sure everyone knows he made a movie back in the 90s. Of course the majority of the women he’s had on his show over the years was to exploit and embarrass and it’s amazing how the media pretends he didn’t throw lunch meat at women’s asses and had them ride a sex machine.

But it Stern’s mind it’s still 1998 and he’s the king of all media even though he hasn’t had a TV show in over 15 years and young people either don’t know him or just know him as some old radio guy. It was great watching him cry for years podcasts would never take off. Almost as good as the time he sued Sirius XM because he believed he was owed bonus money for bringing in all their subscribers and LOST in court.

His movie was made to make him look like some great loving family man when that wasn’t true. He didn’t give a shit about his family and at one point turned his basement into a bunker so he could “work” and not be distracted by his family (that was his wife’s job - take cake of the family while he hides from them)
The Teenage Years of Howard Stern is coming out any day now (which Chris Rock ripped off for Everybody Hates Chris). Not to mention Fartman is in production and the lawsuit against Fox for ripping off “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grade?” has made its way up through the courts.
 
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The Teenage Years of Howard Stern is coming out any day now (which Chris Rock ripped off for Everybody Hates Chris). Not to mention Fartman is in production and the lawsuit against Fox for ripping off “Are You Smarter than a 5th Grade?” has made its way up through the courts.
He's also in consideration to play Dr. Doom.
 
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It’s really hard to decide who to root for. Rick or compound media types. Who will be more entertaining? It’s a tough one man…


I’m voting for Kamala because she’s a piece of ass but I live in Washington and trump has a better chance of appearing on compound media than winning Washington…so my vote don’t count for shit anyway.
 
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