Pat has updated his pinned tweet, soliciting honest reviews for THE ARK

[YourOldPalHoward]

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1422680253378539523

If any of you tweeps have read THE ARK and wants to chip in your two cents, I'm sure Pat would really appreciate it! Honest feedback only.

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Why don’t you just say positive review, Pat? You’re not interested in anything negative, no matter how genuine and constructive it may be because you literally don’t believe it’s possible to honestly dislike your book. Just say what you really want, faggot.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Its fake review bait. Pat is running out of leads and hopes he can get some more reasons to cry victim.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

Why don’t you just say positive review, Pat? You’re not interested in anything negative, no matter how genuine and constructive it may be because you literally don’t believe it’s possible to honestly dislike your book. Just say what you really want, faggot.

"Honest" review is dogwhistle to "positive" review.

He's not interested in anything negative because no honest person would write a negative review on his books. Not even the one where the alien space captain eats dried up cum from one of his crew. Every honest person is cool with that.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

Sucks

 

[guest]

It's a detestable piece of shit, written by a detestable piece of shit, for detestable pieces of shit

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Sucks

Oh shit, better get your affairs in order and sign over all your assets. You just committed a felony.

 

['THE NIGGER MAN']

Gaylord Fathead and the Twitterprise

Farrrrrrrrttttttt. Oofta. Sometimes I miss my space underwear. Luckily my bed is 300 sq feet so shitstains can cover appalling amounts before space Thiki washes then.

My orders to the mulatto trans child crew can be handily disseminated through space twitter. Childs, lay in a course to Space Wendy's.

 

[stealthygeek]

Only the most successful authors delusionally convince themselves they're a single Amazon review away from some kind of milestone. His desperation is intoxicating.

 

[guest]

Half of those are 1-star reviews that got removed.

 

[guest]

Please notice me again, angryrobotbooks! Look how popular I am!

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

"...one thin rating"

 

[TorqueWheeler]

If any of the brothermen who legitimately reviewed The Ark in depth still happen to have their thorough reviews still available they’d probably be very helpful for the Amazon customer base.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

I have an honest review

*flushes toilet*

 

[Phish]

If any of the brothermen who legitimately reviewed The Ark in depth still happen to have their thorough reviews still available they’d probably be very helpful for the Amazon customer base.

Wasn’t it QuantumLeapQadan that had the breakdowns of chapters and whatnot?

 

[TorqueWheeler]

Wasn’t it QuantumLeapQadan that had the breakdowns of chapters and whatnot?

Could be. I’m too self-centered to remember. @CanISitOnJonsLap started one as well but I don’t think he finished it.

 

[guest]

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