Pat has a fucking retarded take... IN SPACE!

[Steve Ramone]

First of all, oh no, I have to spend more time in the place I worked my entire life to get! Also, NASA obviously feels it's too risky, even if it comes down safe it wouldn't have been worth the risk. What a moron.

 

[NoBacon]

If the vehicle which might burn me alive or explode me actually doesn’t do those things, I’ll sure be mad I didn’t risk flying in it!

It’s like saying people who don’t invest their life savings in a shitcoin that actually goes up will be mad about it.

 

[CuntFucker]

 

[DominusOdium]

"still trapped the ISS"

Professional author

 

[SFWA liaison]

Very Patesque way of thinking. "you were wrong as always, risk assessment child!"

 

[Honoria]

The ISS is the size of a football field. It's not ideal but having to stay there for a few months is better than rolling the dice. At least, that's what NASA seems to think, but they clearly forgot to ask space expert Pat Tomlinson.

edit: I'm like 90 percent sure this is because they're going to use a SpaceX craft to land.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Space is fake and gay

 

[Caverlock]

If Annabelle ends up being Trans, imagine how pissed social media addict Pat will be that he airlocked her.

 

[JebJoh]

The ISS is the size of a football field. It's not ideal but having to stay there for a few months is better than rolling the dice. At least, that's what NASA seems to think, but they clearly forgot to ask space expert Pat Tomlinson.

edit: I'm like 90 percent sure this is because they're going to use a SpaceX craft to land.

Pat did a deep dive into space travel for one of his comic book Ted talks. Maybe you childs should stay in your lanes on this one while an expert shares his hot takes.

 

[StlakerFatti]

Fun fact, #ISS: A water balloon filled with $1 of sealer shoot to the Space Station can insulate a fuel tank as fast as a $125,000,000 NASA mission.
Please do have fun.

 

[wbgreen]

This is a total cope coming from a stupid man. Because Boeing went to shit, the only company that can send astronauts up belongs to Elon Musk, and that makes people like Pat seethe.

There is a third option, of course, which is to pay Russia to send American astronauts in a Soyuz spacecraft. Something the West has been doing a lot, even with the Ukraine war. Somehow a country with less than ten percent of our GDP has space launch capabilities instead of us.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

He gets so tired of always being right.

 

[DrTorqueCarlisi]

If Annabelle ends up being Trans, imagine how pissed social media addict Pat will be that he airlocked her.

That whole thought is pretty funny but the ending had me howling!

In space, no one can hear your father disappoint you.

 

[Total Tranny Death]

If the vehicle which might burn me alive or explode me actually doesn’t do those things, I’ll sure be mad I didn’t risk flying in it!

It’s like saying people who don’t invest their life savings in a shitcoin that actually goes up will be mad about it.

1.7 GPA retard doesn't understand safety standards. If there's even a 5% chance of burning up, they aren't going to risk it.

Imagine how pissed those 2 stuck in the ISS will be.

They're not going to be pissed at all, faggot. "Damn, I wish I had spun that roulette wheel with my life". FAT RETARD

 

[Stent]

Somehow a country with less than ten percent of our GDP has space launch capabilities instead of us.

They must have a lot of black lady engineers and scientists.

 

[GloryHoleTorqueH]

If Annabelle ends up being Trans, imagine how pissed social media addict Pat will be that he airlocked her.

he would be more pissed at all the updoots he could of had