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Pat claims his Shitbox is a “future classic”

IGotATreeOnMyHouse85

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Couldn’t afford it? Does he really think his mustang is worth MORE now than when he bought it? Couple grand at the most, Pat - 175k and history of accidents don’t help the value, same with not evening keeping it in a garage.
 

Uncle Floyd

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Couldn’t afford it? Does he really think his mustang is worth MORE now than when he bought it? Couple grand at the most, Pat - 175k and history of accidents don’t help the value, same with not evening keeping it in a garage.
Don't you know serious car collectors leave their car out in the elements? I know for a fact Jerry Seinfeld parks every one of his Porsches on a side road in Watts.

I'm sorry you're so stupid.
 

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They're all over BaT. They're not as rare as fat boy thinks nor as valuable as he thinks.
They do “special editions” every year for cars like this because it’s a selling point and rubes fall for it. When I sold cars I had a guy trade in a Camero in good shape and low miles and he kept telling me it was the “Hot Wheels” edition so it was worth more. It wasn’t.
 

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Couldn’t afford it? Does he really think his mustang is worth MORE now than when he bought it? Couple grand at the most, Pat - 175k and history of accidents don’t help the value, same with not evening keeping it in a garage.
It's also got a non original front end and he added a modern stereo. The car isn't worth jack shit
 

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Very low mileage on this one and still costs less than the truck I use for work. He is the most delusional fucker I've ever seen
I don’t know if it’s true but I think a sign of autism is not understanding money or even the concept of money. Would explain a lot with Pat and Jackie.
 

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It's also got a non original front end and he added a modern stereo. The car isn't worth jack shit
If it actually was a “future classic” it would be in a garage and not his daily driver. His car is sold old it didn’t have Bluetooth which I believe is required now on cars for safety reasons.
 

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It's a trim package car. It's residual value is no more than a regular Mustang of the same year as it stands. It would only be worth more if it was purchased and stored as new. The extra 15HP (or whatever the number is) is designed to get autists like Pat to pay more for a leftover body and chassis in unique paint.

Also, Pat is fat.
Even worse is he worked (for a short time) as a car salesman and didn’t pick up on this which you learn pretty quick these trims are just selling points that don’t amount to much in re-sale value. Most of the time it’s something like a sticker / emblem on the car and maybe something on the dashboard. I remember Ram had a “Texas Edition” of the Ram that the only difference between it and other Ram’s was a chrome emblem in the shape of Texas on the back. I bet Ram charged 750 extra just for that 10 dollar emblem.
 

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I don’t know if it’s true but I think a sign of autism is not understanding money or even the concept of money. Would explain a lot with Pat and Jackie.
I don't know a ton about car values but I'd assume anything with almost 200k miles isn't really worth much at all. He lies so much it's really hard to even follow his fake logic
 

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I don't know a ton about car values but I'd assume anything with almost 200k miles isn't really worth much at all. He lies so much it's really hard to even follow his fake logic
Only time I was surprised by a car with a ton of miles value was a 95 jeep wrangler that had 300k and it was worth about 2 grand. Why? Just for the frame since those jeep wrangler nuts love to by frames of old wrangles and fix them up. But this mustang? Not happening.
 

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Only time I was surprised by a car with a ton of miles value was a 95 jeep wrangler that had 300k and it was worth about 2 grand. Why? Just for the frame since those jeep wrangler nuts love to by frames of old wrangles and fix them up. But this mustang? Not happening.
My brother in law buys those jeeps for his guests and kids to drive on the beach. They have to be jeeps, people are weird
 

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Even worse is he worked (for a short time) as a car salesman and didn’t pick up on this which you learn pretty quick these trims are just selling points that don’t amount to much in re-sale value. Most of the time it’s something like a sticker / emblem on the car and maybe something on the dashboard. I remember Ram had a “Texas Edition” of the Ram that the only difference between it and other Ram’s was a chrome emblem in the shape of Texas on the back. I bet Ram charged 750 extra just for that 10 dollar emblem.
I believe he had a story (lie) about almost selling a GT 40 or some shit like that. His ability to exaggerate is second to none.

I can also out faggotry your Texas Edition Ram . I was buying Denali HD's for work up until 21'. If there was ever a more poser truck than a Denali I'm not aware of it. Ford and Ram at least made an effort to give their top end trims some differentiating materials. GM just slapped on a grill for the most part. There were some differences but slight. The new ones at have a bling interior. In 21' I bought a F350 XLT value package and it's just as comfortable minus vented seats. I'm glad I cured myself of faggotry (most of it).
 

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Only time I was surprised by a car with a ton of miles value was a 95 jeep wrangler that had 300k and it was worth about 2 grand. Why? Just for the frame since those jeep wrangler nuts love to by frames of old wrangles and fix them up. But this mustang? Not happening.
Wranglers always hold their value. People make good money up here shipping rust free frames from the south to New England. Jeep people are weird man
 
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