Part 5 Prediction Thread

[Drenched]

Will Josiah reveal himself to be a troll or did Fatrick find out the interview was fake when the first video dropped?

If he revealed himself, did Fatrick freak out or just end the interview?

Did he reveal anything obviously incriminating that will hurt his case or was it just embarrassing details?

Discuss.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Pat is fat and appears to have cut the course in two places at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon. He’s an embarrassment to anyone to knows him.

 

[Coonskin]

shut your fucking mouth child

 

[UnPRePared]

I think he let his guard down so much that he let slip something he really shouldn't have.

From the moment this started, between here and Kiwi, the lads on the inside have side Part 5 is a jaw dropper. I think the fat Fuck not only bought in, he thought he made a friend and ally.

I want it NOW.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

It didn't end with sobs, a click, and a bang is my only guess.

 

[Drenched]

From the moment this started, between here and Kiwi, the lads on the inside have side Part 5 is a jaw dropper.

That's pretty much the reason I made this thread. I've heard murmurs that part 5 will reveal something amazing. Granted everything you read on gossip forums should be taken with a grain of salt but I want to believe god dammit.

 

[Heyfellas]

Pat is fat and appears to have cut the course in two places at the 2016 Brewers Mini Marathon. He’s an embarrassment to anyone to knows him.

After we get off death row, drinks on me at b-bobs.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

It'll be pleading with Josiah, begging for the story in his belly to see the light of day. And a monster. Something about a gun in the mouth and Robin Williams.

 

[42069]

It will be revealed that Jon Snow is the child of Rickard Stark and Ashara Dayne

 

[NoBacon]

Didn’t this fat retard ever have the idea to google his name and see if he really worked at the huffington post? I’m glad he didn’t but I still can’t understand why someone would think they were writing a 35 page story on a fat nobody and his battle with trolls.

He really is a retard.

 

[Username]

He reveals his mother’s name really is Raven.

 

[TheRevAlJolson]

He tells his new bestfriend Josh-o Moon-o about those "forged" documents from Florida.

"It was just sexy fun with a child, child. Don't be a bigot - my sexual orientation isn't a choice"

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

Will Josiah reveal himself to be a troll or did Fatrick find out the interview was fake when the first video dropped?

My money is on no there is no reveal in the actual interviews, because they predate the drop of chapter 1. If in the last interview Josiah revealed that it was a PLJ Phone Scam, Fatso would have told Seth immediately and Seth would have started deleting tweets before chapter 1 dropped. Instead chapter 1 seems to have taken our little bird poet by surprise.

Did he reveal anything obviously incriminating that will hurt his case or was it just embarrassing details?

Probably the former - here's hoping, anyway. I would normally say that we could temper our expectations based on the principals' actions once chapter 1 was released and they realized they'd been had, for example if lard lad had locked his Twitter like Seth did, or if he straight up ate a bullet we could reasonably conclude that chapter 5 was probably pretty spicy.

Then again, he is dumb enough to have apparently vandalized his own motorcycle on video without even attempting to wear a disguise, so your BMI may vary.

 

[SensibleKeks]

Rick will confirm that the pepperoni rumors are indeed true.

 

[guest]

Rick will confirm that the pepperoni rumors are indeed true.

In that case nigger pepperoni and watermelon can become the new "pineapple on pizza" debate in the pizza world.

 

[CanISitOnJonsLap]

My gay little brainstorm is Josiah "reaching out" to the trolls and letting Patrick know what they said about his claims.

Like the whole "you can't ignore them. Ignoring them just makes them double and triple down, you have to address them directly or else". If Josiah mentions the Opie/Sam/Bonnie strategy of simply ignoring us and how effective that's been.

There's a million other holes in his lies and I'd love to see him stammer away explanations to a Huffpo journalist. Because he can't default back to his "wrong as always" canned response.

 

[guest]

Patrick admits he is fat once and for all.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

I think Pat will reveal some VERY personal things as “off the record” to his new best friend. This “reporter” is the first person in years that is actually interested in Pat. From his behavior online you can tell he’s seriously starved for attention and never gets it. Look at that Dustin dope, Pat was babbling to him within minutes of defending Pat of how he’s got something big coming for the trolls. Everything Pat does is a cry for attention which is why Twitter is his whole world so the fact that an actual person seems to care about Pat will make him squeal. Pat believes he’s the most important, special, and unique person in the world and this reporter is his best friend.

 

[Pat the Simp]

What happened to part 4? Or is part 4 the interview with vice?

 

[guest]

I think Pat will reveal some VERY personal things as “off the record” to his new best friend. This “reporter” is the first person in years that is actually interested in Pat. From his behavior online you can tell he’s seriously starved for attention and never gets it. Look at that Dustin dope, Pat was babbling to him within minutes of defending Pat of how he’s got something big coming for the trolls. Everything Pat does is a cry for attention which is why Twitter is his whole world so the fact that an actual person seems to care about Pat will make him squeal. Pat believes he’s the most important, special, and unique person in the world and this reporter is his best friend.

I texted him asking for spoilers, hope he shares with me, I like a trailer, before a new release.