Opie’s so-called “lies”

[medium wyzzz]

 

[LingerLonger]

These all pale in comparison to Anthony and Norton's lies about being straight. Anthony and Treefort Richard blew each other and Anthony admitted it to Daniel Ross. Norton stole Chip from the Jerky Boys. Anthony and Norton lied to Opie's face pretty much every single day for the last decade of their show. "The cunt won't look at me" or whatever.

Opie told exaggerated stories to the audience which 100% of the comics did as well. Pretty much all of standup comedy is just exaggerated stories and lies. I get less douche chills at Opie's lying stories than Anthony saying "I didn't bomb at the roast".

 

[THE D]

I thought wyzz was about to get into the Opieposting for a second. We need more threads re-addressing dead issues from ten years ago to correct the record.

 

[medium wyzzz]

I thought wyzz was about to get into the Opieposting for a second. We need more threads re-addressing dead issues from ten years ago to correct the record.

Opie posting is for wackbaggers and newfags.

 

[THE D]

Opie posting is for wackbaggers and newfags.

Maybe nobody came up there and told you. We don't do baby noises no mo

 

[medium wyzzz]

Maybe nobody came up there and told you. We don't do baby noises no mo

What I’m trying to say is opsters cool.

 

[lowend73]

How about the razing of soil with BMX bikes?

The candy business

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

The underwater fist fight with a Frenchman was one of the most pointless lies told on the show. It wasn’t funny, wasn’t interesting, didn’t make him seem like a bad ass, and had no punchline. A strange tale to spin.

 

[Single Action Army]

All 3 of them are fags and death be upon them, in sha'Allah

 

[Meownaw]

How about the razing of soil with BMX bikes?

The candy business

I was a candy kid.

 

[ChimpanZ]

This video popped into my recommended feed earlier. Waiting to get home so I can type paragraphs to all the Compound FAGGOTS in the comments

 

[Meownaw]

This video popped into my recommended feed earlier. Waiting to get home so I can type paragraphs to all the Compound FAGGOTS in the comments

TYFYS

 

[ChimpanZ]

TYFYS

Continuing to spread the ona virus!!!!!

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

The underwater fist fight with a Frenchman was one of the most pointless lies told on the show. It wasn’t funny, wasn’t interesting, didn’t make him seem like a bad ass, and had no punchline. A strange tale to spin.

College air guitar band was just by far the dumbest lie I’ve ever heard.

 

[BonnieMcFarlaneMe2]

I was a candy kid.

“Ayyye shut up Artie before I crack ya in da face!”

Mario Bosco for context.

 

[CruisinColin]

Opie made a little pocket change by being a bookie for the teachers in his school. No need to get jealous now.

 

[Antwan Kumiya]

College air guitar band was just by far the dumbest lie I’ve ever heard.

Yeah that’s def up there