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Sue Lightning

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Gregg'ry hughes: So…why wast religion evil in thy house?
Esth'r ku: oh, by the way, i wenteth to seeth thy cousin anthony yest'rday!
(silence)
Gregg'ry hughes: tis fine!
Esth'r ku: …can i sayeth yond?
Gregg'ry hughes: Of course!
James n'rton: it’d beest lovely if 't be true thee hath said yond.
Esth'r ku: oh because-
Gregg'ry hughes: wherefore wouldn’t t beest fine?
Esth'r ku: oh- i don’t know…
Gregg'ry hughes: but wherefore wouldn’t t beest fine?
James n'rton: the lady belike bethought thee wouldst has't react'd.
Gregg'ry hughes: How didst i react?? i didn’t coequal reaaact! we don’t talketh but i don’t careth yond people wend on his showeth, it’s fine!
(silence)
James n'rton: art thee guys gonna talketh at the benefit?
Gregg'ry hughes: nay. Nay. Nay he’s done some very much shitty things. Doth thee knoweth any of the the horror he’s done? nay? tis fine. But nay, i won’t talketh to that gent and i won’t coequal beest in the same fucking cubiculo as yond guy.
James n'rton: I don’t coequal knoweth what thou art talking about…
Gregg'ry hughes: yond is fine, but i am leaving thee out of t.
James n'rton: wherefore wouldn’t thee bid me?
Gregg'ry hughes: i doth not feeleth yond we art yond closeth. And i’ll nev'r bid thee.
James n'rton: you’ll nev'r bid me?
 

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I Am Racist Man Leader of the Digital Ku Klux Klan
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Gregg'ry hughes: So…why wast religion evil in thy house?
Esth'r ku: oh, by the way, i wenteth to seeth thy cousin anthony yest'rday!
(silence)
Gregg'ry hughes: tis fine!
Esth'r ku: …can i sayeth yond?
Gregg'ry hughes: Of course!
James n'rton: it’d beest lovely if 't be true thee hath said yond.
Esth'r ku: oh because-
Gregg'ry hughes: wherefore wouldn’t t beest fine?
Esth'r ku: oh- i don’t know…
Gregg'ry hughes: but wherefore wouldn’t t beest fine?
James n'rton: the lady belike bethought thee wouldst has't react'd.
Gregg'ry hughes: How didst i react?? i didn’t coequal reaaact! we don’t talketh but i don’t careth yond people wend on his showeth, it’s fine!
(silence)
James n'rton: art thee guys gonna talketh at the benefit?
Gregg'ry hughes: nay. Nay. Nay he’s done some very much shitty things. Doth thee knoweth any of the the horror he’s done? nay? tis fine. But nay, i won’t talketh to that gent and i won’t coequal beest in the same fucking cubiculo as yond guy.
James n'rton: I don’t coequal knoweth what thou art talking about…
Gregg'ry hughes: yond is fine, but i am leaving thee out of t.
James n'rton: wherefore wouldn’t thee bid me?
Gregg'ry hughes: i doth not feeleth yond we art yond closeth. And i’ll nev'r bid thee.
James n'rton: you’ll nev'r bid me?
Gregg'ry: Anthony hast bit his thumb at me!

James the Lesser: nay, he did not bite his thumb at you. Being I here, being aware of such events! I'd have spake thusly. On my honor

Antny the Pederast: Fie! This lesser pissant deigns not to look at me!
 
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