One of Pat's douchiest quotes is prime copypasta material

[TorquieTwoBeers]

Transcribed from this video, I forget the original source but Pat is explaining the reasoning behind his Twitter handle:





My Twitter handle is @stealthygeek. The reason for that is I love football. AMERICAN football. Not that game of footsie they play overseas. I love football, I ride motorcycles, I drive a muscle car. Like, I do things that are seen in other circles as being more traditionally masculine. I work out a lot. You know, things like that.

And so, but at the same time, I have a Lord of the Rings tattoo on my arm, an armband tattoo of the script from the One Ring, ok? I'm a NERD, too. Like, big time. But I wanted to be able to blend those things because I think that the distinctions between them are completely artificial and unnecessary.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

It was from one the podcasts I think the damsels of dorkington or whatever faggot D+D playing name those retarded cunts came up. It is a good copypasta though. It’s source being from a podcast makes it harder to spread and explain though.

 

[AntSucks]

"Can't you see I'm white and nerdy"

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

"I work out" would be bad enough, but "I work out a lot"

Most hateable human alive.

 

[HotDogJoe]

because I think that the distinctions between them are completely artificial and unnecessary.

And that's why I decided to bring attention to it and built my whole persona around it.

God is he ever a pretentious cunt.

 

[Udders]

@obviousfaggotloser would be a better handle to tie all aspects of his personality together.

 

[fricklefrackle]

Here he is being reminded of actual, traditional masculinity.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

"I work out" would be bad enough, but "I work out a lot"

Most hateable human alive.

Also funny how he thinks working out makes him “traditionally masculine” like most gyms aren’t half (or even more than half) women. He’s also not going to some gym that’s heavy on weights that Is all jacked up guys training for mr universe, his gym is a generic LA Fitness with a fucking steam room.

 

[Brooke Shields]

that ending. Horrifying

 

[stealthygeek]

He used to go on podcasts to larp as a straight nerdy version of @CarolMaxheinie, now he goes on them to whine about how much fat jokes hurt his feelings.

Nice usual amount of appearances, stupid.

 

[MonsterSteve]

It's so fucking funny to picture someone in a bar up in Pat's face saying "YOU WANNA TAKE THIS OUTSIDE??!?!" and him calmly saying "Yes, child, I would love to take this outside". He does have some imagination that's for sure.

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

Muscle car

Nigga, you drive a Ford Focus with Down’s syndrome.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

He tries so hard to show you he's not a Midwestern rube, when he absolutely is
The "masculine" stuff is just to make up for his effeminate physique and mannerisms

 

[Username]

Traditionally masculine? He’s in his 40s without kids and owns how to train your dragon on dvd. He’s a pedo a fruit or both.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Muscle car

Nigga, you drive a Ford Focus with Down’s syndrome.

Plus “Muscle Cars” haven’t really been a thing in decades. It’s a goddamn chick car! He’s one of those dopes that makes sure to tell people his car is a mustang GT like that’s supposed to impress anyone. He’s so insecure he thinks he has to drive a mustang so people will think he’s a man. After high school nobody gives A SHIT about what you drive. He’s mentally never left high school.

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

Traditionally masculine? He’s in his 40s without kids and owns how to train your dragon on dvd. He’s a pedo a fruit or both.

That’s another really weird thing, what adult LOVES children movies without having children? At the most my friends and family with kids can tolerate some or say the don’t mind certain ones since they have to watch them with their kids. Like a “this one isnt so bad, it doesn’t bother me” when it comes to it because you have to have those moves on A LOT when they’re young. But to be an adult without? I don’t think he can even relate to R rated movies with adult situations since he’s mentally a teenager. Or just retarded and Niki is his caregiver.

 

[LockedHDD__Pot]

Not that game of footsie they play overseas.

now, it's WAR!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

"And so, but at the same time "
Professional writer, ladies and gentlemen

 

[Clint Ruin]

Poser pretending to be the ultimate representative of both those groups while not being good enough for neither. Actual nerds think that mainstream marvel star wars bullshit is for children.

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

Poser pretending to be the ultimate representative of both those groups while not being good enough for neither. Actual nerds think that mainstream marvel star wars bullshit is for children.

He is not a real nerd. He watches movies and TV shows that are manufactured for broad appeal to the masses. He cries and cheers in all the right places. Every nerd I know hates the woke reboots of franchises for modern audiences. Rick wants more of that horse shit.