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They did, with a bunch of gay additions that everyone hates.I think they released the Special Editions in 1997, so he wouldn't be lying about seeing the movie. The sex on the other hand..
Also return of the Jedi is considered the worst of the first 3, especially due to the stupid Ewoks that really made it clear the movie was meant for children even though Pat clsims the Ewoks were “badasses” or some nonsense. I don’t understand how Star Wars fans think these movies / tv shows are made for smart intellectuals yet one of the movies features the character Jar Jar Binks which was created just to sell toys to children.I think they released the Special Editions in 1997, so he wouldn't be lying about seeing the movie. The sex on the other hand..
Also return of the Jedi is considered the worst of the first 3, especially due to the stupid Ewoks that really made it clear the movie was meant for children even though Pat clsims the Ewoks were “badasses” or some nonsense. I don’t understand how Star Wars fans think these movies / tv shows are made for smart intellectuals yet one of the movies features the character Jar Jar Binks which was created just to sell toys to children.
So so so so so....to recap. Born April 1980. Lost his v card March 1997. By May/June 1998 he pumped those numbers up from 1 to 3. Is this right?
According to Pat science fiction has to be set in space and nowhere else.Most adults enjoy Star Wars primarily because of nostalgia. Viewing the movies reminds them of a simpler time in their lives, when they younger, happier, and had their whole lives ahead of them. Star Wars, like The Hobbit, mixes The Heroes Journey archetype with faerie tales to create a comforting story that takes the hero myths like Gilgamesh and The Iliad and puts them in genre dressing, lending them a timeless feel.
Not Patrick, however. He watches Star Wars because he thinks that it's "real" science fiction.
Pat makes me embarrassed to like SW and all bugman shit.
Ughhhhhh... and she married him anyway? OK, that's it. Fuck you, Adrienne.
Imagine getting all horned up after star wars movies. Its like retard viagra for him.Pat makes me embarrassed to like SW and all bugman shit.
Also none of that happened btw. It sounds like bad TV writing. We all know he didn’t lose his virginity until he met Ade, unless he raped a girl with downs he met in problem solving class.
You know nothing about me! Even though (assuming I sleep an average of 8 hours a night) I tweet 3.29 times an hour. Every hour. Every day. For 12 GOD DAMN YEARS!"You are not entitled to an explanation for any of my many inconsistent claims, stlakers, but let me instead correct the record about my coital history from the 90s"
I took my high school GF to see Revenge of the Sith my senior year. We went back to my house and fooled around. Not because we got horny watching pew pew, but because we were teenagers with hormones pulsing through our veins and I wanted to get my dick sucked.Imagine getting all horned up after star wars movies. Its like retard viagra for him.
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