NotRick wishes he was talented enough to create a masterpiece like this

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[Will Tate]

Someone I knew online years back rightly described this movie as, and I quote, "the nadir of filmmaking;" you could literally just play it for a student in film school, illustrating every aspect from the acting, to the cinematography, to the music, to the costuming, and say, "Do the opposite of that." But I'll be damned if I won't tip my hat to Tommy, he wanted to make a movie and he got off his ass and went out to make it happen, respect. It at least has the dubious honor of being so bad it's good, which Rick couldn't even ever hope to achieve. He just typed out some half-assed Futurama/Douglas Adams fan-fiction, sloppily filed off the serial numbers, and thinks he deserves to be viewed as a visionary star-gazer. Go fuck yourself, you self-important hack, then ask yourself why the man who made a movie so abysmally horrendous it will go down in history for being so shit, is still more loved and revered than you ever will be.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Rick literally could not write or direct anything better than this.

 

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Someone I knew online years back rightly described this movie as, and I quote, "the nadir of filmmaking;" you could literally just play it for a student in film school, illustrating every aspect from the acting, to the cinematography, to the music, to the costuming, and say, "Do the opposite of that." But I'll be damned if I won't tip my hat to Tommy, he wanted to make a movie and he got off his ass and went out to make it happen, respect. It at least has the dubious honor of being so bad it's good, which Rick couldn't even ever hope to achieve. He just typed out some half-assed Futurama/Douglas Adams fan-fiction, sloppily filed off the serial numbers, and thinks he deserves to be viewed as a visionary star-gazer. Go fuck yourself, you self-important hack, then ask yourself why the man who made a movie so abysmally horrendous it will go down in history for being so shit, is still more loved and revered than you ever will be.

What a story, Will. But really you’re right. According to the guy who knew him best Wiseau was kind of a dick but he was driven and accomplished what he wanted. So essentially an infant baby child child, I guess.

 

[AntsBatteryCharge]

Piggy thinks his life is like an exciting and amazing movie, and he has total confidence of this. But really, it's more of a movie where people point and laugh at the fat retard who thinks he's a flawless genius yet fucks up everything he gets involved with without ever realizing it.

He'd be better off just making a shitty embarrassing movie.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

LiTTle baby child, no, I've seen The DisasTer ArTisT, the film this film is based on, and iT is quiTe good. WaiT, I'd like to reTracT my previous sTaTemenT. I didnT know James Franco was a rapisT. Wrong as always, child.