Nortone the cruise comic

[guest]

They really are milking the stupid cruise, im sure yeeeemy found the scent of viking liquor shits in his cabin every morning just intoxicating.

I forgot, did yim shit on sibby for playing drums as a hobby on a cruise circuit? like a backhanded remark? I hope he gets prostate cancer

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[Consensual Rapist]

Hmm….
Vikings are no good in the sun, so Nick will have to get a black semen soak so he doesn’t get sunburned.

 

[JoeCumiawearsDIAPERS]

I hope they hit an iceberg and Nikki makes him simp himself into freezing to death before they/them gets rescued

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Degeneracy run amok

 

[Dennyislife]

This was months ago and the reason he went public as a boat full of people were about to see them together with fans everywhere etc

He looks truly fed up of the dancing in the street. Truly embarrassing

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

I hope Jim dies soon and I never have to see this fucking tranny ever again.

 

[Dennyislife]

I hope Jim dies soon and I never have to see this fucking tranny ever again.

The tranny in a widows veil dancing on Nortons balcony drinking champagne toasting his death would be a good final shot tbf

 

[2-4-6-h8]

We're two guys...

 

[BrotherMan1488]

Hmm….
Vikings are no good in the sun, so Nick will have to get a black semen soak so he doesn’t get sunburned.

Bullshit Iam Celtic blood I just wear tons of sunscreen and look like an Arab

 

[2-4-6-h8]

A good finale for this series is a steady shot of Nicholas' giant feet dangling below a ceiling fan right after she gave the worm the ol' Rock Coat treatment.

 

[upanddown]

Have to admit, Jim's surgeon line at the end did tickle the ole ribs a tad.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Have to admit, Jim's surgeon line at the end did tickle the ole ribs a tad.

Yeah it's funnier now that they're addressing the elephant in the room. Pretty funny tbchwy

 

[AnthonyCumio]

Have to admit, Jim's surgeon line at the end did tickle the ole ribs a tad.

Are they gonna have their hog turned inside out?

 

[guest]

I'm no shrink, but the fact that Norton can wake up to that and tell himself "I'm not gay" is a surefire sign of severe mental illness

 

[Ladynyahh]

They really are milking the stupid cruise, im sure yeeeemy found the scent of viking liquor shits in his cabin every morning just intoxicating.

I forgot, did yim shit on sibby for playing drums as a hobby on a cruise circuit? like a backhanded remark? I hope he gets prostate cancer



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I thought I saw someone post something about a surgery these mentally ill dudes can get to make their facial structure more feminine. Looks like maybe Alan has had something done. But the chest and shoulders look very masculine lol

 

[Dennyislife]

I'm no shrink, but the fact that Norton can wake up to that and tell himself "I'm not gay" is a surefire sign of severe mental illness

Tbf he was having a good laugh at a AI written article about him saying he denies gay rumours. I don't think he says he's gay but he does admit he isn't straight. He says he still likes vagina.

 

[cliveowen]

Mark Norman said Jim wore that same outfit every day on the cruise.

 

[TheGhostOfAbeVigoda]

Bullshit Iam Celtic blood I just wear tons of sunscreen and look like an Arab

I'm mostly of Norwegian descent and I tan like a motherfucker too.

 

[Dennyislife]

I'm mostly of Norwegian descent and I tan like a motherfucker too.

Clearly not a actual Norwegian 100% er then. North west Europeans/Anglo Saxons without much other mixed in burn easily. I have a uncle with Irish ancestory who runs from shade to shade on hot days

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Mark Norman said Jim wore that same outfit every day on the cruise.

Eww what a pig