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(No new swat) By the 2024 Election Patrick claims he was "SWATTed" "53x"

Brooke Shields

Patrick Tomlinson hates me because I am a woman
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This post is purely for referential reasons.

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Could've sworn he's claimed like 68 swats already.
I guess you get mixed up when you're ordering them yourself and from dealers who get caught. I prob smoked weed from only 3 different guys throughout highschool
 

PorqueDealer

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That number is accurate (for Pat) and includes:

The "three" swats before faucetgate
the gas checks
his parents swattings
the random fire engine down the street
(ballistic) calling cards left in his postbox
Some (ballistic) phone calls
Welfare checks
The officer with a flashlight

He likes to pump dah numbahs.
 
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