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WaiT quieTly for the couch.
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He looks like a downsy Nicolas Hoult.
He has Tucker Carlson's retarded younger brother vibes tooHe looks like a downsy Nicolas Hoult.
No, child. I’m not the BeasT that no one remembers. Enjoy your inhibitor collar."No, Homo sapien child, I have never been a beasT my whole life.
Enjoy muTanT prison."
Lol the left really tried to make the couch meme stick.
He wasn’t. He wanted to pick Burgum. When he told his family this they freaked the fuck out and told him “You HAVE to pick JD Vance”. Also doesn’t help Peter Thiel and Elon lobbied Trump to specifically pick him. So JD Vance was literally chosen by a bunch of drugged up out of touch retards.What the fuck was Trump thinking?
Thanks for the info Sue.He wasn’t. He wanted to pick Burgum. When he told his family this they freaked the fuck out and told him “You HAVE to pick JD Vance”. Also doesn’t help Peter Thiel and Elon lobbied Trump to specifically pick him. So JD Vance was literally chosen by a bunch of drugged up out of touch retards.
I was already going to vote for the ticket but this makes me feel good about it.Don’t worry guys the Couch thing didn’t stick but luckily we still have his Mountain Dew bomb, him saying he loves his wife “even though she’s not white”, his childless cat ladies comment, or his comments about hating the police, calling Trump hitler AND heroin, telling his grandma he may be gay, etc etc. Yeah real winning ticket you got here
Peter Thiel and Elon Musk are retards according to self-proclaimed genius (and Kamala Harris supporter) "Sue Lightning." Explain what makes you so much better?He wasn’t. He wanted to pick Burgum. When he told his family this they freaked the fuck out and told him “You HAVE to pick JD Vance”. Also doesn’t help Peter Thiel and Elon lobbied Trump to specifically pick him. So JD Vance was literally chosen by a bunch of drugged up out of touch retards.
No.Explain what makes you so much better?
The childless cat ladies thing is so overblown. He was saying if you don't have kids you don't have a natural, biological interest in the country beyond your own mortality.Don’t worry guys the Couch thing didn’t stick but luckily we still have his Mountain Dew bomb, him saying he loves his wife “even though she’s not white”, his childless cat ladies comment, or his comments about hating the police, calling Trump hitler AND heroin, telling his grandma he may be gay, etc etc. Yeah real winning ticket you got here
That is still stupid because it doesn’t work like that. People can hope the country they live in becomes better after they’re gone whether they have kids or not. Hell, almost every President in modern history, even the ones people would say were terrible and evil, had biological children.The childless cat ladies thing is so overblown. He was saying if you don't have kids you don't have a natural, biological interest in the country beyond your own mortality.
People think it because it's being repeated and analyzed constantly. Trump got shot in the fucking head and we're done with that topic in a weekThat is still stupid because it doesn’t work like that. People can hope the country they live in becomes better after they’re gone whether they have kids or not. Hell, almost every President in modern history, even the ones people would say were terrible and evil, had biological children.
It also doesn’t look good when JD Vance then says this was sarcasm, or he was only talking about people who CAN have kids but don’t. Even he doesn’t know what he was talking about, or he does and is trying to lessen its impact.
Either way none of this matters because perception is greater than reality. People think he’s shitting on childless people? Then he is, wether he ACTUALLY is or not.
Yeah but devils advocate…thats just the news cycle today with tragedies. Everytime a school shooting or terrorist attack or something awful happens people just forget about it in a week. The news moves on and people are like fucking goldfish, so if the news isn’t showing it they already forgot about it.People think it because it's being repeated and analyzed constantly. Trump got shot in the fucking head and we're done with that topic in a week
January 6th has been discussed, consistently, for over 3 years.Yeah but devils advocate…thats just the news cycle today with tragedies. Everytime a school shooting or terrorist attack or something awful happens people just forget about it in a week. The news moves on and people are like fucking goldfish, so if the news isn’t showing it they already forgot about it.
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