Nice cat hair on your “tagine,” stupid.

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Also lol at that fucking disaster of a stove. Look at the sauce stains and burned shit all over it.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Look at how this mongo put an entire stick of cinnamon in there. Jesus Christ it probably tastes like big red gum.

 

[guest]

I get the feeling he only cooks for himself...

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Multicultural Patrick spells tajine incorrectly two times in one post.

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Multicultural Patrick spells tajine incorrectly two times in one post.

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Oh gross! That looks like dog shit. I’d rather go hungry, although I’m sure Fatass will have no trouble woofing that garbage down.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Oh gross! That looks like dog shit. I’d rather go hungry, although I’m sure Fatass will have no trouble woofing that garbage down.

I’m carb loading for gym day number 3, child. This legit has nothing of value, I’d think, right Carol?

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

Niki's mom probably told them they can eat healthier and lose weight together with it

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

I’m carb loading for gym day number 3, child. This legit has nothing of value, I’d think, right Carol?

macro-wise, this is not what a Fatty like him should be eating. He needs a high protein diet, but Fatty doesn’t have the willpower or discipline to lay off the junk food and treats. He’ll just keep getting fatter and fatter until he keels over or doesn’t wake up.

 

[JayFirebrand2]

Imagine what the house must smell like when Nikki gets home. Fatty's sweat, beer farts, his failed cooking, cats, cat shit, cat piss...

 

[guest]

I get the feeling he only cooks for himself...

My wife is a vegetarian, child. I'm sorry you're so dumb. I can't help you.

 

[guest]

Non-poor people who don't live in hick cities in shitsville USA who occasionally want North African food, i.e. people like me, pay North Africans to prepare it for us. Indigent losers like Fat try and recreate it at home. And they're fat too.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

macro-wise, this is not what a Fatty like him should be eating. He needs a high protein diet, but Fatty doesn’t have the willpower or discipline to lay off the junk food and treats. He’ll just keep getting fatter and fatter until he keels over or doesn’t wake up.

That’s what I thought. I’m on high protein, low carb, tons of water. The knowledge that I’m already miles ahead of Patrick brings a smile to my face.

 

[guest]

macro-wise, this is not what a Fatty like him should be eating. He needs a high protein diet, but Fatty doesn’t have the willpower or discipline to lay off the junk food and treats. He’ll just keep getting fatter and fatter until he keels over or doesn’t wake up.

Exactly. If anyone is a candidate for just eating eggs, drinking water and taking a daily multivitamin, it's the Fat One. Listen to me, Fat. This is what you should do. Literally try it for a week. If you don't lose 10 lbs, I'll bite the bullet and put my dick in Drinky.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

Exactly. If anyone is a candidate for just eating eggs, drinking water and taking a daily multivitamin, it's the Fat One. Listen to me, Fat. This is what you should do. Literally try it for a week. If you don't lose 10 lbs, I'll bite the bullet and put my dick in Drinky.

I’m not a fat pig, just 10lbs heavier than I’d like to be. I don’t have tits or a double chin like Patrick does, thank Christ.

 

[NoBacon]

That looks revolting. You’re supposed to flavour it with those things - not make a fruit and cinnamon salad, retard. A whole stick of cinnamon.

 

[Torque’sHeadBump]

That looks revolting. You’re supposed to flavour it with those things - not make a fruit and cinnamon salad, retard. A whole stick of cinnamon.

You’ll notice how he gracefully placed the fucking cinnamon stick on his meal for the food photo. I imagine him gnawing on it like Joe probably mindlessly chews his cud after dinner.

 

[Guyincognito]

Jesus. That’s the stove of a 6 figure published author huh?

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

he posts these mundane things because his life is SO EMPTY. He’s a 41 year old man that has been home alone for years while becoming obsessed with twitter. He doesn’t interact with other adults which is why he gets excited about shit like jury duty, cooking eggs, and even getting a vaccine. When he got that shot he actually had to be somewhere for the first time in ages. Everything he does is for likes from Internet strangers. I tried watching a documentary on instragram fame and how so many young people believe they should be famous because they deserve it and obsess over follower count. The narcissism made it too hard to watch but it reminded me of how insane and ill Patrick is because of social media and believing he’s “famous” to the point of buying fake followers. Plus he sure is fat.

 

[FLUUUID]

God his kitchen is so greasy and disgusting. Very cheap appliances too, horrendous.

And he has his fridge right next to his stove, what a fucking enormous gutted fuckhead.

 

[SmellenShoehorn]

That’s what I thought. I’m on high protein, low carb, tons of water. The knowledge that I’m already miles ahead of Patrick brings a smile to my face.

But only a certain few people would be able to stick to that diet, one would assume