Neurotic, paranoid and disobedient. A Danny Ross super cut.

[Mr. Faggotry]

Steve and Patrice were right about everything.

 

[BenDovid]

Steve and Patrice were right about everything.

Except for neck strength and sugar.

 

[Mass.gov]

Except for neck strength and sugar.

Fuck Steve tbh...you could tell he was building camaraderie at your expense but it didn't help fill his void. Imagine being a suicidal bully

 

[NoBacon]

Danny Ross employment timeline:

Fired from OnA for trying to bring a transsexual porn star to a children’s concert.

Fired from rockstar for sexually harassing a female colleague.

Admitted to a mental hospital.

Bartender.

 

[Confused White Kid]

Fuck Steve tbh...you could tell he was building camaraderie at your expense but it didn't help fill his void. Imagine being a suicidal bully

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED IN THIS THREAD HABIBI PLEASE RETURN TO YOUR CAVE IN MY THREAD AND SPREAD YOUR CHEEKS TO BE CLAPPED VIGOROUSLY AND WITH GUSTO I AM YOUR SUPERIOR I CLAP YOUR CHEEKS AND YOU CALL ME BABA PUT THE DRESS BACK ON AND WARM UP MY GOAT MEAT INSHALLAH

 

[BenDovid]

Fuck Steve tbh...you could tell he was building camaraderie at your expense but it didn't help fill his void. Imagine being a suicidal bully

He was a crybully who was bad at his job.

Danny Ross employment timeline:

Cope harder, fanboy.

 

[NoBacon]

He was a crybully who was bad at his job.


Cope harder, fanboy.

Make me an old fashioned, guy. You’ll get no tip with that attitude either.

 

[BenDovid]

Make me an old fashioned, guy. You’ll get no tip with that attitude either.

It's just weird to me. Like one dude posted that back in 2012 and you're STILL going with it. Such an odd thing. Like when people here still bring up Panera. Like bro that post was a DECADE ago.

 

[Voscabulary]

It's just weird to me. Like one dude posted that back in 2012 and you're STILL going with it. Such an odd thing. Like when people here still bring up Panera. Like bro that post was a DECADE ago.

can I get a lager

 

[NoBacon]

It's just weird to me. Like one dude posted that back in 2012 and you're STILL going with it. Such an odd thing. Like when people here still bring up Panera. Like bro that post was a DECADE ago.

You’ve been tending bar for 12 years?

 

[CuntFucker .]

He was a crybully who was bad at his job.

I never noticed that about him. He always presented himself as everybody's victim on the air.

Do you remember something juicy?

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Danny Ross employment timeline:

Fired from OnA for trying to bring a transsexual porn star to a children’s concert.

Fired from rockstar for sexually harassing a female colleague.

Admitted to a mental hospital.

Bartender.

I wonder how Danny Ross, certified sex pest, restrains himself from getting creepy with the cocktail waitresses? I bet he’s been fired from several bartending jobs for being a creepy little creep

 

[NoBacon]

I wonder how Danny Ross, certified sex pest, restrains himself from getting creepy with the cocktail waitresses? I bet he’s been fired from several bartending jobs for being a creepy little creep

@BenDovid comment?

I’ve heard you’re known as the maitre d' molester. That’s just what I’ve seen online. I don’t know if it’s true, but it likely is.

 

[BenDovid]

You’ve been tending bar for 12 years?

Can you just work on some new material? Please?

Do you remember something juicy?

He would run to Don Wicklin over every little thing. Talk all sorts of tough guy shit, and cry to Don minutes later.

I wonder how Danny Ross, certified sex pest, restrains himself from getting creepy with the cocktail waitresses? I bet he’s been fired from several bartending jobs for being a creepy little creep

Just finish the erotic fanfic. Keep going. Paint a whole picture for everyone.

@BenDovid comment?

I’ve heard you’re known as the maitre d' molester. That’s just what I’ve seen online. I don’t know if it’s true, but it likely is.

Have the last guy incorporate that into the story. I'm sure the two of you can come up with a whole world-built fantasy about me. I'd love to see it, so please give your creative side a shot.

 

[Cruisin’ Joe Cumia]

Can you just work on some new material? Please?



He would run to Don Wicklin over every little thing. Talk all sorts of tough guy shit, and cry to Don minutes later.



Just finish the erotic fanfic. Keep going. Paint a whole picture for everyone.


Have the last guy incorporate that into the story. I'm sure the two of you can come up with a whole world-built fantasy about me. I'd love to see it, so please give your creative side a shot.

I can just picture you leering at them with those beady little black Jew eyes. Them awkwardly laughing at your jokes and trying to make sure they were never alone with you in the same room

 

[NoBacon]

Can you just work on some new material? Please?



He would run to Don Wicklin over every little thing. Talk all sorts of tough guy shit, and cry to Don minutes later.



Just finish the erotic fanfic. Keep going. Paint a whole picture for everyone.


Have the last guy incorporate that into the story. I'm sure the two of you can come up with a whole world-built fantasy about me. I'd love to see it, so please give your creative side a shot.

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

He was a crybully who was bad at his job.

The thing about that first Steve vs Danny fight in the clip is that you're apoplectic with Steve and the interns because they didn't physically restrain stlaker Patti against her will in the studio. How far did you want them to go? Should the interns have put her in a headlock? If I were an intern at the time, I would not have been getting physical with a middle-aged female guest.

Also that Steve mixed up the name of a Guitar magazine/video game in an internal email.

When you look at it logically, Steve's "offenses" seem incredibly mild

 

[NoBacon]

I can just picture you leeeing at them with those beady little black Jew eyes. Them awkwardly laughing at your jokes and trying to make sure they were never alone with you in the same room

At first, his advances were subtle—a lingering glance, a hand that rested just a moment too long on her shoulder. Ella brushed them off, chalking it up to the awkwardness of a new job. But as the days passed, Ben’s intentions became clearer. He cornered her in the rockstar meeting room one evening, his breath reeking of kosher wine as he leaned in close.

“You know,” he murmured, his voice a low growl, “Lazslow speaks very highly of me. I could put in a good word for you… or not.”

Ella stiffened, her heart pounding. She tried to step back, but Ben blocked her path, his eyes dark with something she could only describe as hunger.

“Please, Ben, I just want to do my job,” she said, her voice shaking.

“And I just want to be your friend,” he replied, his hand brushing a stray lock of hair from her face. “You wouldn’t want to make an enemy out of me, now would you? Or worse, out of Anthony Cumia.”

 

[BenDovid]

I can just picture you leering at them with those beady little black Jew eyes.

I bet you can. Fantasize about me more on a public forum.

When you look at it logically, Steve's "offenses" seem incredibly mild

Steve spent is mornings eating three breakfasts, popping pills and posting Amazon affiliate links to porno DVDs while I was busy producing a multi-national morning talk show. I didn't have time to deal with money grubbing drug addicts at 5am.

At first, his advances were subtle—a lingering glance, a hand that rested just a moment too long on her shoulder. Ella brushed them off, chalking it up to the awkwardness of a new job. But as the days passed, Ben’s intentions became clearer. He cornered her in the rockstar meeting room one evening, his breath reeking of kosher wine as he leaned in close.

“You know,” he murmured, his voice a low growl, “Lazslow speaks very highly of me. I could put in a good word for you… or not.”

Ella stiffened, her heart pounding. She tried to step back, but Ben blocked her path, his eyes dark with something she could only describe as hunger.

“Please, Ben, I just want to do my job,” she said, her voice shaking.

“And I just want to be your friend,” he replied, his hand brushing a stray lock of hair from her face. “You wouldn’t want to make an enemy out of me, now would you? Or worse, out of Anthony Cumia.”

lmao, nice work. You showed me!

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

while I was busy producing a multi-national morning talk show.

along with Steve, E-Rock, Sam, Travis, Than and a gaggle of interns. How did the show get away with having such a bloated staff? I guess Sirius obviously started putting a stop to that, but it was pretty crazy for awhile

Rush Limbaugh had fewer people and the political shows actually involve much more in-depth research because they have to share facts rather than silly viral moments from Ebaum's world