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Nana Gives Advice for When You're in First. Class!

Chive Turkey

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Who slips a $20 bill so you get better service on an airplane? What kind of super prompt service do you need? A drink filled? I don't get it?...
And it's not like he ever goes on long flights either. How long does a coast-to-coast flight take, 5 hours? Half an hour or more of it is going to be landing and take off. Maybe tipping makes sense in some weird way there, but apparantly flights from SC to NY are only like an hour in which you get service. How fucking often do you need refreshments inside of an hour?
 
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And it's not like he ever goes on long flights either. How long does a coast-to-coast flight take, 5 hours? Half an hour or more of it is going to be landing and take off. Maybe tipping makes sense in some weird way there, but apparantly flights from SC to NY are only like an hour in which you get service. How fucking often do you need refreshments inside of an hour?

Right? It's something a retired wealthy 80 year old man brags about to his adult grandkids and they just listen out of respect but think, boy is this dumb advice. Jim Norton thought it was so profound, he made it into its own clip.

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Mick_Mickerson

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Who slips a $20 bill so you get better service on an airplane? What kind of super prompt service do you need? A drink filled? I don't get it?...
The only way it could make sense is if you're a drunk and flying to Tokyo or something and want to be able to drink 11 beers without getting cut off. On a nyc to Greenville flight I have no clue
 
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I’ve only ever been in 1st class once, but I have literally never called them over to me in any flight, what for.? What could you want them for? Who wants to eat and drink on a plane?

I don’t know what he means and I’m not being facetious, what service does he want from them and why does it have to be so prompt?
He wants drinks. I've taken a 18 hour flights and the broads on Qatar Air flights are so quick. You can barely finish a drink and they're asking if you want another.

But as others said: how loaded do you have to get in a 3 hour flight?
 

NoBacon

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He wants drinks. I've taken a 18 hour flights and the broads on Qatar Air flights are so quick. You can barely finish a drink and they're asking if you want another.

But as others said: how loaded do you have to get in a 3 hour flight?

I don’t even get that, why would you want to drink alcohol on a flight? What’s it doing for you? Making you go to the bathroom and get a buzz on to *check notes* sit in a small confined area for hours with nothing to do.
 
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I don’t even get that, why would you want to drink alcohol on a flight? What’s it doing for you? Making you go to the bathroom and get a buzz on to *check notes* sit in a small confined area for hours with nothing to do.
I was flying business class on those 18 hour flights. You have a little room, basically, on most Qatar flights. Once you sleep for 8 hours you still have 10 hours to go. I would get some booze and read a book.
 
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