Nana Gets Her StarLink

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

 

[Stent]

This is all very important when yelling about F/Ns on twitter and playing CoD.

 

[Mass.gov]

"Nana gets her starlink"

sounds like a gay term for anus-on-anus contact, like docking but for buttholes.

 

[RoSmokedCrack]

"cumbersome" lol. First tweet reads like a shitty script for a commercial.

Elon is not your daddy, Ant.

 

[DMAN]

Just wait until one customer service phone person gets lippy with him and he'll become Joe Consumer demanding a discount.

 

[RealTonySchiavone]

Nice tacky pink coffee LED sign in the kitchen.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Can’t wait until one of these hurricanes makes him really regret the move. He already does but having that house get wrecked will be icing on the cake

 

[captainjapan]

Does Nana call her asshole "the garage"?

 

[iFapToJusticeGorak]

"cumbersome" lol. First tweet reads like a shitty script for a commercial.

Elon is not your daddy, Ant.

Reminder that the tottering old queen actually thinks Elon personally sees his tweets and he doesn’t type nigger because he “doesn’t want to put him in a bad spot.”

 

[StlakerFatti]

"Nana gets her starlink"

sounds like a gay term for anus-on-anus contact, like docking but for buttholes.

where the gay with a gaping prolapse inserts it into another man's anus?

 

[RoTheHo69]

Does Nana call her asshole "the garage"?

The egg carton. She can get a full dozen in.

 

[Queefer Sutherland]

https://www.cnbc.com/2023/05/17/tesla-elon-musk-subpoena-jpmorgan-epstein.html

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

The lengths he will go just to rant about black online.

 

[DooDooBrown]

He could be volunteering to give out water, helping out his neighbors, using his celebrity as a platform (lol ok i know, get real), instead he’s bragging about wasting money so he can yell at 12 year olds on a video game.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Every tweeting faggot wants Elon's attention so, so bad.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

He could be volunteering to give out water, helping out his neighbors, using his celebrity as a platform (lol ok i know, get real), instead he’s bragging about wasting money so he can yell at 12 year olds on a video game.

He must have been such a baby without his video games and internet.

 

[FezzieAlwaysWins]

Without video games and the internet he would be forced to actually talk to that vapid cunt he's living with.

 

[JebJoh]

He must have been such a baby without his video games and internet.

So much that he climbed a ladder with power tools and installed it himself. Unless missy did it.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Theres some fat woman with water up to her ankles praying Elon gives her starlink so her pacemaker can work and here’s this FN getting it so he can rant about blacks and play COD.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

So much that he climbed a ladder with power tools and installed it himself. Unless missy did it.

With that flabby old dago heart working furiously the whole time. He probably needed a four hour nap after that.