Nana Cumia admits he had a stent put in during the 2000s

[AnthonyCumio]

FEED NANA

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

@Stent comment?

 

[BenDovid]

Anthony died.

He had a heart attack and died in 2003. He was revived.

 

[TorpidSloth]

This isn't new information. He's said it before and put it down to "the ol' beef and cigarette diet." While the ciggies are an obvious culprit, notice how he ignored his alcoholism and the stress of being a closeted homosexual as being just as valid causes for his bum ticker.

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Anthony died.

He had a heart attack and died in 2003. He was revived.

Are you saying undead? Like a ghoul?

 

[Andy Elliott]

Cumia after they revived his heart:

 

[Voscabulary]

He was revived.

ah, shame

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

so with him going back to the booze we thinking he makes to election day?

 

[Kurt_Love]

Wasn't this a secret topic like lobster girl that he had his top peppermints censor from the internet?

 

[JosephRGannascoli]

Anthony died.

He had a heart attack and died in 2003. He was revived.

Is it possible that when Anthony was dead, an ancient malevolent entity took over his body? He was ugly pre heart attack but he looks legitimately demonic now, and it’s possible the real Anthony’s ability to be funny was sapped by the demon as it walked the earth wearing his skin as an affront to nature.

 

[BakersfieldChimp]

Are you saying undead? Like a ghoul?

And rise again?

 

[lowend73]

If anyone here likes the old Fulci movies, Anthony reminds me of one of the actors he would use. City of the Living Dead, etc. A horrid ghoul

 

[Sue Lightning]

This isn't new information. He's said it before and put it down to "the ol' beef and cigarette diet." While the ciggies are an obvious culprit, notice how he ignored his alcoholism and the stress of being a closeted homosexual as being just as valid causes for his bum ticker.

Its insane he never once thinks of the health implications of drinking. Classic old guy shit. Not surprising considering he’s been drinking since like 9-10. “It didn’t fuck me up back then, why would drinking every day for the next 60 years fuck me up?”

 

[TorpidSloth]

Its insane he never once thinks of the health implications of drinking. Classic old guy shit. Not surprising considering he’s been drinking since like 9-10. “It didn’t fuck me up back then, why would drinking every day for the next 60 years fuck me up?”

Absolutely. And he doesn't factor in the genetic element either. He doesn't come from beer drinking people - i.e. Northern/Central European people. He's an Arab whose ancestors moved to a wine drinking region in the Middle Ages, so he has maybe 700 years of vino acclamation under his belt. Not 5000 years of small beer and "aqua vita" like a real white man.

 

[Stent]

He had to blame Opie. Couldn't let that slide by even though he was the one turning up to work drunk.

@Stent comment?

He needed tha mon-ey! He certainly does now.

 

[Roslyn Heights Biter]

FEED NANA

Look how big this idiots lenses are.

 

[TheStinkySomali]

If anyone here likes the old Fulci movies, Anthony reminds me of one of the actors he would use. City of the Living Dead, etc. A horrid ghoul

There's a movie from 2004 called Shower of Blood about a vampiric uncle that looks just like Coomia harassing horny teens.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Its insane he never once thinks of the health implications of drinking. Classic old guy shit. Not surprising considering he’s been drinking since like 9-10. “It didn’t fuck me up back then, why would drinking every day for the next 60 years fuck me up?”

To Nana, drinking equals fun, and he'll never give up or even cop to the instant gratification he gets from his booze. His liver could be leaking through his ribcage and staining his outer shirt, and he'd just rub a little beer on it.

 

[hikomow633]

Melisa pegged him?

 

[Peckas]

Responsible gun owner Anthony Cumia thank god for proud White men like him.












WHERE THE FUCK IS MY GUN!