My WIP is near term speculative fiction

[Jenna]

Lol he's finally writing a book about all the horrible things Trump and his supporters will do if he's elected, and how one very special protagonist will get the last laugh by sending them all to prison.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

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Lol he's finally writing a book about all the horrible things Trump and his supporters will do if he's elected, and how one very special protagonist will get the last laugh by sending them all to prison.

Could he just write a very lengthy rambling suicide note?

 

[Username]

Pat your seventh novel is out on submission because your old publisher dumped you. Your in no position to dole out unsolicited advice.

 

[Jenna]

I hope there's a character named David Millin who hosts a very racist radio show and decides to do a live show from the protagonist's hometown, only for the protagonist to show up and beat him to death with his bare hands.

 

[Opesterino]

 

[Jim Norton Bug Chaser]

There's an amazing Shutter Island meets Rear Window movie waiting to be made about Patrick vs. his criminal cyberstlakers.

Please make it happen, @TorqueWheeler.

 

[Juschippinyababe]

Pat there wont be a seventh you are going to prison. Enjoy it, we will

 

[Stent]

I spy a book about a handsome boy taking down a villain billionaire...

 

[Total Tranny Death]

Anyone remember Herd Mentality?

 

[PorqueDealer]

I spy a book about a handsome boy taking down a villain billionaire...

Can't spell Felon without Elon, Child

 

[DeadWithoutMyDavid]

The Handmaid's Airbnb

 

[Kinderman]

Excuse me, it’s his eighth out on submission. Herd Immunity was completely and totally rejected, likely for being too much like some other fag’s (Scalzi, maybe?) space elephant book. His response was to write a sequel to A Christmas Carol that has already been written. Idiot probably won’t have an agent by the time he’s ready to fart out his current WIP.

 

[Podcasting 101]

Anyone remember Herd Mentality?

I'm still waiting for Exponential.

 

[AwfulManTitTankTop]

Yeah, fuck it, write what you don't know. That's why Thomas Harris never attended FBI profiling classes or talked to people who worked in the field. He just went with his gut and what the movies told him. THAT is the secret to authenticity.

 

[RoTheHo69]

Pat fuckin rules.

 

[Humanatee]

My WIP is near term speculative fiction.

Fonald Plump and space McDonald's better be in there somewhere or I'll be very disappointed.

 

[AliceWorquer]

Near term spec fic means he's not even going to try and geek it up. Its just going to be the topical political ramblings of a madman and it will be out of date years before he releases it.
Although more likely it will be an ongoing journal entry because it wont get published and until Tiny Tim in space drops I'm not interested in hearing his idiotic WIP updates.

 

[Humanatee]

Near term spec fic

speculative fiction - defined as "fiction in which impossible things happen".

Maybe he'll be the main character in it and he'll lose weight and actually win a lawsuit

 

[TorquieTwoBeers]

I don't know why but the term "speculative fiction" drives me up a wall. It's just sci fi by a different name. Or it's just fiction. Maybe it's because Ooga uses the term all the time but it sounds like something you say to make your stupid book sound more interesting than it is.

 

[Steve Ramone]

He should have a hobby he can actually make money from.