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My Saturday In Milwaukee

RaggotFetard

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Hello, my fellow shitmittens. I visited Milwaukee yesterday. Join me on my Patrick Tomlinson inspired trip.

*Disclaimer: I had no intention to stalk or harm Patrick, or even approach him in any capacity, as I know that that would end very badly for me. I’d be neutralized and arrested and spend many years in my 8x10.


It was a chilly and gray out.

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Dane Cook was also in town.

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A bunch of bikers ready for the Veteran’s Day Parade. 🇺🇸

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Lots of Trump support throughout the city, which has to make the Pigman seethe.

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The Up Down. One of Pig’s spots. I considered having a beer here, but it was one of those gay adult arcade type of places. Not my style.

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The Garage. Another one of his spots. This place also sucked. I think it’s a chain too. It was full of college kids doing beer bongs at noon. I don’t know why Pig would ever hang here.

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Macaulay Culkin.

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Watched Liverpool beat Aston Villa at the Liverpool supporters bar.

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And last, but not least. Hooligan’s Super Bar.

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Yes child. I DID order the Boy Burger. It was heavenly (it actually was a bit of alright). I also recognized the bun from Pig’s bar Thanksgiving dinner. That meal was definitely from here.

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Yes, child. I DID buy a hoodie to commemorate my visit.

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Izzy Hops. Another one of his spots. This place was dead. I had a beer and bounced.

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And that’s about it. I was only there for a few hours. I live in Chicago now, so I decided to go on a whim, since it’s a 1.5 hour train ride. I also planned to drop into The Swinging Door, but it was too far a walk. I did not walk past his house and I didn’t spot him in person.

And yes, child. I DID buy my mom a hoodie, mug, and coaster that I will gift her for Christmas when I go back home to California next month. I’ll post a photo of them when I get home.

Thanks for stopping by. God bless!
 

DominusOdium

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I'm somehow willing to bet Patrick won't be able to demand the credit card receipt this time. Or be allowed in.

Still the idea of "Someone I am 100% positive is a russian terrorist cyberstlaker online Nazi bought a burger and a hoodie here earlier and I need you to hand over their financial information to me immediately for prosecution on felony 'Visiting businesses I post about online'-ing" charges and getting told to leave, is enough to give a brotherman a boner1.
 

Petworth dude

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“The Garage. Another one of his spots. This place also sucked. I think it’s a chain too. It was full of college kids doing beer bongs at noon. I don’t know why Pig would ever hang here.”

There could be a mullion reasons why Pig likes that place. He wants to get a feel for the college days he never had, wants to come across as some intellectual to the bros who hangs by bar for the opportunity to dispense sage wisdom, etc.

Or he’s a fat alcoholic with no life.
 

RaggotFetard

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I'm somehow willing to bet Patrick won't be able to demand the credit card receipt this time. Or be allowed in.

Still the idea of "Someone I am 100% positive is a russian terrorist cyberstlaker online Nazi bought a burger and a hoodie here earlier and I need you to hand over their financial information to me immediately for prosecution on felony 'Visiting businesses I post about online'-ing" charges and getting told to leave, is enough to give a brotherman a boner1.
He’s for sure been banned. Also, I paid cash everywhere I went.
 
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