Old faithful. Not the best for clearing (I use my African machete for that). But if a coyote is around, I’m not worried. In Africa we could take warthogs down with machetes.
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My Latin machete
- Thread starter Turd Glider
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Looks like an old French Army issue type, if memory serves... or sumthin.
I've been very happy with my Cold Steel 'bolo' machete for years, btw. Good tree limb whackin' power, yet good on light grass, etc. too.
I've been very happy with my Cold Steel 'bolo' machete for years, btw. Good tree limb whackin' power, yet good on light grass, etc. too.
I want a machete so bad. Cutting a carp in half with it would be so cool.
Sell the fish heads to chinamen, the rest to bait shops.
Sell the fish heads to chinamen, the rest to bait shops.
Have you ever been attacked by a warthog?
My ex GF popped into my head (Heyyyoooooh!),
... but, no. Not an actual warthog. You?
If a coyote is around I'm not worried because I'm not a pussy. Run at the faggot and bark like a dog.
People around here keep posting pictures and videos of coyotes stalking them and their dogs, sometimes in broad daylight. Pretty sure the problem is people thinking they're something to be afraid of and not some faggot pest dogs that need to be afraid of us. The "OH MY GOD IT'S FOLLOWING MEEE! WHAT DO I DO?" people are to blame for them becoming so bold. I've never seen a coyote or even a group of them that I couldn't chase away.
People around here keep posting pictures and videos of coyotes stalking them and their dogs, sometimes in broad daylight. Pretty sure the problem is people thinking they're something to be afraid of and not some faggot pest dogs that need to be afraid of us. The "OH MY GOD IT'S FOLLOWING MEEE! WHAT DO I DO?" people are to blame for them becoming so bold. I've never seen a coyote or even a group of them that I couldn't chase away.
A latin is better for cleaning.
If only you had a whole van full for your basement lair.
edit: And pillow collection. Take that!!
And now if you ever stop posting suddenly we will know you found a group of them you couldn't.
Yeah, you a tough guy?
Sounds like he's got maybe 5 good years left before he's bedridden.
I'll give like 10 coyotes the running reverse electric chair drop.
I'm fine. My back hurts and my ribs pop out of place is all.