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My brother, Samatar

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9 upvotes. You sure owned me faminester.

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Cry and beg me not to post your bother. I dare you.
These lil Madow, Bantu kids from southern Somalia have more in common with your children than they do anyone in my family, or the Isaaq ppl lol.

We don't have famines or droughts in Somaliland.
 

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These lil Madow, Bantu kids from southern Somalia have more in common with your children than they do anyone in my family, or the Isaaq ppl lol.

We don't have famines or droughts in Somaliland.

Who was that pedo that turned himself in at the walmart that you used to associate with? He was a fellow mod of yours on Elisas stream. You were buddy buddy with him. What was his name again?
 

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Who was that pedo that turned himself in at the walmart that you used to associate with? He was a fellow mod of yours on Elisas stream
Oh yeah Ole James Ward Nicholls. No association, I exposed him when the story came out. If you look into it, you'll see that his pedophilic crimes were ritualistic and fit exactly what I was there investigating for. He even named his own YT channel after some demonic character from the Goetia.
 

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Oh yeah Ole James Ward Nicholls. No association, I exposed him when the story came out. If you look into it, you'll see that his pedophilic crimes were ritualistic and fit exactly what I was there investigating for. He even named his own YT channel after some demonic character from the Goetia.

But you were buddy buddy mods on Elisas streams together? Sounds about right. Pedophilester. This deserves its own thread
 

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But you were buddy buddy mods on Elisas streams together? Sounds about right. Pedophilester. This deserves its own thread
Pretty sure I was unmodded and exposed as not part of the "Kermit n friends" community way before then. I'm my own man, and Elisa used to mod people like nothing, but now she doesn't and is more vigilant hehe.

I was strictly there to learn about livestreaming, Kabbalah, EGI and some of my other interests.

I will say, she did have a captivating thing about her, she can be funny and also just enthralling to watch. She's also very success oriented and it's an admirable trait, though the exploiting others/Semitic shenanigans is at the core of her M.O...same with Mr Based. And also Stern and OnA with their. interns. Maybe that's the only way to succeed in showbiz/entertainment/content creation.
 
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Let me hear, on what basis did you sassy lore-weavers come to the conclusion that its bullshit?

I was born in Saudi Arabia. My dad worked since the "oil boom" of the 1970s, in Saudi Arabia. When he was late 20s or so, he asked my grandfather (who lived in Kenya) for his daughter's hand in marriage (my mum). This involved her leaving Kenya, relocating to Saudi Arabia. In the 80s, my dad then decided to build a massive house in the town of his birth, a suburb of Hargeisa, (then part of the Somali Republic, under Siad Barre'sregime). My dad still worked in Saudi Arabia. He then sent my mum there (which was a huge culture shock, cuz my mum was used to life in a very sophisticated environment in Kenya, attended boarding schools etc). My dad worked in Saudi, sent remittances to the family in Somaliland. I recall a lot of travelling in my formative years cuz of this. Frequent flyer miles up the wazoo.

So some of us were born in Saudi, some in Somaliland.

:lilsuma2: this nigga was born in Canada. Clearly my baby bro and not Samatar.


When the war started in the late 80s, the above arrangement (travelling back and forth between Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Kenya etc) was still the routine. This was the case until 1990 or so, when the Somali regime criminalized being Isaaq. So yes, one day officials on orders from Siad Barre arrested my dad and confiscated equipment from his home office, including a Xerox machine. What is hilarious about that? My dad had one of the ONLY photocopying machines in the city in the 80s, and people were going to him for all sorts of favors and to photocopy all sorts of documents.


So I remember this and also being forced to leave our property and intern on the Somali-Ethiopian border with a bunch of other fellow Isaaqs, but this place was manned by Ethiopian soldiers who liked to RAPE. So yes, I've seen horrible shit like Isaaq girls getting raped and me not being able to do anything about it.

Anyway, 1991, the Barre regime fell and hundreds of thousands of people detained by him were freed, including my dad. He found us in Ethiopia, we went back to Saudi. This was when I was enrolled in an English language school elementary run by the US embassy.

Samatar, my oldest brother was 12 in 1991, and he died stepping on an unexploded ordinance on a trip AFTER Somaliland gained independence, AFTER we already got accepted to reside in Canada (not as refugees, but as landed immigrants, because my father qualified under the "points system" and we already had relatives who were Canadian here). I was there when he died and the blast left me semi-deaf in one ear.

What about this is sassy? This is what it is.


What about her is remotely "schizo". Her twitter is out there for all to see. She is level headed, and a:
-Criminology major
-Anti pedophile

at her core.


So why would she get engaged to a guy who comes from a pedo family? You guys are lore weaving idiots (and actual pedos, lets be honest, I know chalkbodyouline is)

Why do you think she would be a stupid idiot who would believe some story and not verify? We were together for years, I did meet her online, but at a very "precise" and high brow, specialized platform, not myspace, and am friends with her to this day as she is with my dad and siblings. My mom could never stand her while we were together but have grown to like her after we broke up. My mom even was happy when she found out she's engaged again. (Like in 2013ish).

You're gonna DannyRoss my own life? And tell me about my own life? You guys are a creative writing, lore weaving, gossipy bunch of MIDDLE AGED MEN. You are discussing things that occurred 2008-2012 (which made my ex re-recount it in 2018, long after we were broken up, about what happened to me in the early 1990s), because you are homosexuals with warped brains.

Im above y'all (you know it, cmon) and so is she...I made a prayer because of the Samatar thread and since, the host of this place's family fell apart. This is the truth.
Insightful post actually, until you schizo out in the last two sentences. You do not have supernatural powers bud
 
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