Let me hear, on what basis did you sassy lore-weavers come to the conclusion that its bullshit?
I was born in Saudi Arabia. My dad worked since the "oil boom" of the 1970s, in Saudi Arabia. When he was late 20s or so, he asked my grandfather (who lived in Kenya) for his daughter's hand in marriage (my mum). This involved her leaving Kenya, relocating to Saudi Arabia. In the 80s, my dad then decided to build a massive house in the town of his birth, a suburb of Hargeisa, (then part of the Somali Republic, under Siad Barre'sregime). My dad still worked in Saudi Arabia. He then sent my mum there (which was a huge culture shock, cuz my mum was used to life in a very sophisticated environment in Kenya, attended boarding schools etc). My dad worked in Saudi, sent remittances to the family in Somaliland. I recall a lot of travelling in my formative years cuz of this. Frequent flyer miles up the wazoo.
So some of us were born in Saudi, some in Somaliland.

this nigga was born in Canada. Clearly my baby bro and not Samatar.
When the war started in the late 80s, the above arrangement (travelling back and forth between Saudi Arabia, Somalia, Kenya etc) was still the routine. This was the case until 1990 or so, when the Somali regime criminalized being Isaaq. So yes, one day officials on orders from Siad Barre arrested my dad and confiscated equipment from his home office, including a Xerox machine. What is hilarious about that? My dad had one of the ONLY photocopying machines in the city in the 80s, and people were going to him for all sorts of favors and to photocopy all sorts of documents.
So I remember this and also being forced to leave our property and intern on the Somali-Ethiopian border with a bunch of other fellow Isaaqs, but this place was manned by Ethiopian soldiers who liked to RAPE. So yes, I've seen horrible shit like Isaaq girls getting raped and me not being able to do anything about it.
Anyway, 1991, the Barre regime fell and hundreds of thousands of people detained by him were freed, including my dad. He found us in Ethiopia, we went back to Saudi. This was when I was enrolled in an English language school elementary run by the US embassy.
Samatar, my oldest brother was 12 in 1991, and he died stepping on an unexploded ordinance on a trip AFTER Somaliland gained independence, AFTER we already got accepted to reside in Canada (not as refugees, but as landed immigrants, because my father qualified under the "points system" and we already had relatives who were Canadian here). I was there when he died and the blast left me semi-deaf in one ear.
What about this is sassy? This is what it is.
What about her is remotely "schizo". Her twitter is out there for all to see. She is level headed, and a:
-Criminology major
-Anti pedophile
at her core.
So why would she get engaged to a guy who comes from a pedo family? You guys are lore weaving idiots (and actual pedos, lets be honest, I know chalkbodyouline is)
Why do you think she would be a stupid idiot who would believe some story and not verify? We were together for years, I did meet her online, but at a very "precise" and high brow, specialized platform, not myspace, and am friends with her to this day as she is with my dad and siblings. My mom could never stand her while we were together but have grown to like her after we broke up. My mom even was happy when she found out she's engaged again. (Like in 2013ish).
You're gonna DannyRoss my own life? And tell me about my own life? You guys are a creative writing, lore weaving, gossipy bunch of MIDDLE AGED MEN. You are discussing things that occurred 2008-2012 (which made my ex re-recount it in 2018, long after we were broken up, about what happened to me in the early 1990s), because you are homosexuals with warped brains.
Im above y'all (you know it, cmon) and so is she...I made a prayer because of the Samatar thread and since, the host of this place's family fell apart. This is the truth.