Mother took him to the slipknot concert. He was eighteen years old

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

She watched her boy well, made sure that he stayed outside the crowd, that he didn’t dare get close to any of that marijuana (and to this day, he never has toked, mother raised him too well for that).

But when she went to the bathroom, he thought he could enter the moshpit (this is why mothers chaperone their childs, the stupid child might hurt himself). Of course she did what any mother would do, she used her fluffer to make her way into the crowd and snatched her big baby boy out by the ear.

It seemed humiliating then, but thinking on it now, yes, mother really is a badass.

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

My mother saw a Slipknot mash pit and threw elbows and mom stares until they walked her out.

She’s kind of a badass.

Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1361895510836142083?ref_src=twsrc^tfw


Well how the fuck can I post a tweet. Im a fucking rigger who pulled over on the side of the road to post this interpretation (speed makes me creative).

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

Honey, I’m a 36 year old father. My mom calls me boy.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/825217107034042368

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

My mom said you don’t get to speak at all until you’ve been trained with her 14-inch strapon.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1019033985836634118

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

The nerve to refer to himself as a 'father'. You didn't father anything.

 

[WhereTheFuckIsMyEgg]

The nerve to refer to himself as a 'father'. You didn't father anything.

You're very confused, son. Now, go back to your bedroom and put on your adult diapers. Mommy's coming home soon.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/844982285862649857?s=20

 

[FurBurger]

@Caverlock Here's a fun tweet for your collection.

 

[RobertMewler]

@Caverlock Here's a fun tweet for your collection.

Woah. Anal fixation and rape fantasies; all topped off with an Oedipus Complex. Yikes!

 

[Easily_Remembered]

His alcohol soaked, broken brain sure takes him to some weird places. Here, his pegging fantasies manifest again, and the fact that he amalgamates this with a sexually dominant mother is, well ... telling.

And you see Fascist Pat as usual threatening to tell someone's employer. It's so funny how he acts this way, but if even a fraction of this comes his way, he immediately thinks that they should be imprisoned.

Fascist liar pussy bitch.

 

[Uncle Anthony Cumia]

What’s a Mash Pit? Is that a hole in the ground where they mash potatoes or sumthin? Tsss tsss

I was there, Pats mom sucked my peckah babe, tsss tssss

 

[guest]

Well how the fuck can I post a tweet. Im a fucking rigger who pulled over on the side of the road to post this interpretation (speed makes me creative).

<blockquote class="twitter-tweet"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">My mother saw a Slipknot mash pit and threw elbows and mom stares until they walked her out.<br><br>She&#39;s kind of a badass.</p>&mdash; Patrick S. Tomlinson (@stealthygeek) <a href="[URL='https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1361895510836142083?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw']https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1361895510836142083?ref_src=twsrc^tfw[/URL]">February 17, 2021</a></blockquote> <script async src="[URL]https://platform.twitter.com/widgets.js[/URL]" charset="utf-8"></script>

Nice job ruining the concert for everyone else, douchebags.

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Theory/Paradox: The Oedipus Complex is completely true, but only for men who believe in the Oedipus Complex and want to fuck their mothers.

 

[Harry Powell]

Gross (and weird!) faggot

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

Fair to say that the Tomlinson/Raven clan are the worst people in the world

 

[Nick_Carpinelli]

My mother saw a Slipknot mash pit and threw elbows and mom stares until they walked her out.

She’s kind of a badass.

Patrick S. Tomlinson

I know this story is fake but throwing elbows in the mosh pit is not bad ass, it's real asshole behavior. Yes there is lots of shoving and aggression but you're not supposed to actually hurt anybody.

 

[Slackjawed Cow]

I know this story is fake but throwing elbows in the mosh pit is not bad ass, it's real asshole behavior. Yes there is lots of shoving and aggression but you're not supposed to actually hurt anybody.

Yup. Its clear pat has never been in one. They will help you up if you fall down.

 

[Skatole C9H9N]

Pat in that “mashpit”