Most memorable Pat lines?

[Raymond]

 

[CarolMaxheinie]

“No, child, I did. No, child, he did. Yes, child, I did. No, child, I didn’t. Yes, child, I did. No, child, I’m not a loser for doing this all day.”

x1000000000000^10000000000

 

[Phish]

(Mouth creases not big enough in pic).

“Don’t thank the felon, kieth”

“Ergo, rape threat”

“(talking about planes flying over his house) Them boys flew in the mud over my house every morning”

 

[Riccardo Bosi]

Go fuck yourself, child.

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

The whole knee deep in strange, old testament sex god exchange that i can't find any more

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The burnt Wellington was heavenly

 

[Caverlock]

The whole knee deep in strange, old testament sex god exchange that i can't find any more

http://archive.ph/O76cp - Post-Divorce Buried in Strange
http://archive.is/zMWS4 - OT Sex God

 

[Mr-Wrinkle-Paws]

http://archive.ph/O76cp - Post-Divorce Buried in Strange
http://archive.is/zMWS4 - OT Sex God

TYFYS

 

[Jim Norton’s Wife's Cock]

http://archive.ph/O76cp - Post-Divorce Buried in Strange
http://archive.is/zMWS4 - OT Sex God

When he inevitably goes on a space gun shooting spree after losing in court, these will be entered into evidence as proof that his mind numbing autism played a role in the tragic events that unfolded on what will be known as the darkest day in Milwaukees history.

Never forget the Hooligans 23.

 

[Oogie Farts 1488]

No child, I am not HIV positive.

 

[FranksWirecutters]

 

[Udders]

Thanks to covidcumia, we got the whole 'Quietly, now' stuff which is hilariously ridiculous.

 

[Raymond]

The whole knee deep in strange, old testament sex god exchange that i can't find any more

Not unless he Cosby'd some drinks

 

[Uncle Floyd]

"I pleaded with her, begged for the life we’d built together, and for the life growing in her belly. But if she heard any of it, she didn’t care. She told me that she had never loved me, had never been attracted to me, didn’t respect me, and didn’t trust me. It was a lie, of course. A lie she told to me, but more importantly to herself. A lie she continues to tell herself to this day."

 

[Pringle Can Lothario]

I don’t know the proper protocol.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm just an actual tough guy.

Eat my entire ass, child.

 

[Raymond]

“(talking about planes flying over his house) Them boys flew in the mud over my house every morning”

I'm laughing tears at the fake folksiness and mentioning something so banal. But what does "in the mud" mean here?

 

[Meownaw]

Spoon feed you your teeth and Go fuck yourself, child are my favorite. Its just so fucking absurd.

 

[TheDarkFezRises]

I'm laughing tears at the fake folksiness and mentioning something so banal. But what does "in the mud" mean here?

Is it an attempt to say that they were flying low but he's just the world's worst writer?

 

[Raymond]

Is it an attempt to say that they were flying low but he's just the world's worst writer?

That would make it the most underrated Pat line so far for me. He certainly has his way with words. By that I mean he rapes the English language.