More Biden-like lies from Rick

[garbageman2244]

What "super expensive status car" has Pat ever owned? His third owner mustang from 2003 (or whatever)? He sure is a pure car guy, right fellas? Maybe even be the last one on the planet. You'd never know, though because he's also a GEEK.

He's also implying that he's been in a mid-life crisis since his 20s - tick tock, Patrick, best case scenario means you only have seven years left... Tick. Tock. So now. The next thing happens.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1431093896797360128?s=19

 

[Mitch Weaver]

Lol what a delusional faggot

 

[MunchausenByProxy]

Pat thinks he’s Frank the Tank from Old School, getting his hands dirty under the hood of a Chevy Nova, cracking open an Old Milwaukee, telling his wife to quit nagging him.

 

[Rabbi Krinsky]

Pat should start giving masterclasses on how to be a manly man, Old Testament sex God, actual tough guy. Will sell like hotcakes guaranteed. Just put this picture on the flyers.

 

[Gay Faggot.]

Being apart of a “geekcollage” isn’t very “stealthy” fat faggot.

 

[Meownaw]

The last pure masculine man. Watch out fellas this guy not only doesn't bring home the bacon he is the bacon.

 

[Easily_Remembered]

Well, that one's going to Reddit

 

[1073waaf]

He drives a girls sports car from the early 2000’s.

 

[peckafacce]

He drives a girls sports car from the early 2000’s.

With a salvaged title, its the only way he could afford it.

 

[guest]

Pat should start giving masterclasses on how to be a manly man, Old Testament sex God, actual tough guy. Will sell like hotcakes guaranteed. Just put this picture on the flyers.

He took that picture of himself. Then he decided it was worth sharing with the world. He is just a deeply mentally ill closet case of the first order.

 

[Nick Gerlips]

Pat should start giving masterclasses on how to be a manly man, Old Testament sex God, actual tough guy. Will sell like hotcakes guaranteed. Just put this picture on the flyers.

Gross.

 

[fenrir]

"the last pure car guy"

What the fuck does that even mean? He's only into old school muscle cars? He values performance over frills?

What the fuck are you TALKING ABOUT, you absolute faggot

 

[Meownaw]

Anyone else remember the jocktober where a guy was talking about buying a Shelby and Nana got all butthurt trying to defend his Shelby as not being a midlife crisis mobile?

 

[guest]

Anyone else remember the jocktober where a guy was talking about buying a Shelby and Nana got all butthurt trying to defend his Shelby as not being a midlife crisis mobile?

Anthony thinks Jaguars are classy cars. In the UK they're known as the preferred brand for dentists and accountants. Middle-aged men who've made a few quid but are nowhere near rich or wealthy and spend most of their free time playing golf with other boring bastards. He really has no clue.

 

[RobertMewler]

Anyone else remember the jocktober where a guy was talking about buying a Shelby and Nana got all butthurt trying to defend his Shelby as not being a midlife crisis mobile?

Scroll to 11:57 if it doesn't start there:

 

[stealthygeek]

Who would've thought that the last pure car guy would also be the last true conservative?? Sounds like a very special boy!

 

[IGotATreeOnMyHouse85]

“Last pure car guy” but isn’t a member of a car club and is talking about a decade old mustang. I don’t think he even knows what a “car guy” is if he thinks he’s the last one. He’s very stupid and fat.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

What "super expensive status car" has Pat ever owned? His third owner mustang from 2003 (or whatever)? He sure is a pure car guy, right fellas? Maybe even be the last one on the planet. You'd never know, though because he's also a GEEK.

He's also implying that he's been in a mid-life crisis since his 20s - tick tock, Patrick, best case scenario means you only have seven years left... Tick. Tock. So now. The next thing happens.

https://twitter.com/stealthygeek/status/1431093896797360128?s=19

Did he say Mid-Life Crisis Cars?
HOHOHOLEE SHIT! That's a good one, man.
I just found my next alt's name.

 

[Uncle Floyd]

Pat should start giving masterclasses on how to be a manly man, Old Testament sex God, actual tough guy. Will sell like hotcakes guaranteed. Just put this picture on the flyers.

Why the fuck did you have to post it so large? I had a mini heart attack.

(I'm still laughing at Mid-Life Crisis Cars. You can't take that away from me! LOLZERS!)

 

[Mikekeke]

“Last pure car guy” but isn’t a member of a car club and is talking about a decade old mustang. I don’t think he even knows what a “car guy” is if he thinks he’s the last one. He’s very stupid and fat.

He's the last pure car guy the same way Simian Roberts is the last professional broadcaster.