Missy Goes on Jesus Freak Like Spree

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

Missy hates the Jews just enough, that she has the liberal take on it

 

[satanssockpuppet]

All I know is that you'd have to be pretty fucking bored to actually convert to Catholicism. Things must be brutal down there on the Guinea Plantation.

 

[Sue Lightning]

Pray to god he’s having hallucinations right now and this is how he’s asking god to spare him (for the third time)

 

[wbgreen]

All I know is that you'd have to be pretty fucking bored to actually convert to Catholicism. Things must be brutal down there on the Guinea Plantation.

She doesn't go to church, no way. A Catholic church in the South is going to be at least 3/4 Spanish.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

She doesn't go to church, no way. A Catholic church in the South is going to be at least 3/4 Spanish.

I did the whole Irish Catholic thing when I was a kid, and it was tedious at best. It's difficult to believe that broad is seriously enjoying going to Mass. There has to be some guy there she badly wants to fuck, it's the only plausible explanation.

 

[Anthony's Lime Rickey]

I did the whole Irish Catholic thing when I was a kid, and it was tedious at best. It's difficult to believe that broad is seriously enjoying going to Mass. There has to be some guy there she badly wants to fuck, it's the only plausible explanation.

Her being a homewrecker will be ribs; hope she brings him over while Nana is spitting on the floor, or prancing around drunk singing

 

[satanssockpuppet]

Her being a homewrecker will be ribs; hope she brings him over while Nana is spitting on the floor, or prancing around drunk singing

I could maybe see it if it was some sort of charismatic bullshit Southern "fun" church, but no one just suddenly decides to be a Catholic. And she exhibits no indication that she's begun to practice any of the tenets of the faith, which is what someone serious about it would be doing. So that leaves wanting to bang some guy there.

 

[goo gobbler]

i couldn't read all of that. i'm sick of hearing every idiot's fake conversion story and christian larp
"it took me a long time"
"i was an atheist, then an agnostic, then a buddhist, then a calvinist, then an orthodox, then a catholic. i've been there man"
and if they landed (for right now) where you happen to be, everyone claps. so brave, they finally found the truth because they're a truth seeker just like you, not at all faggots jumping from one thing to the next

shit is so fake and gay.. if you supposedly became a christian in the last 5 years, how about shutting up while you make a real effort to ingratiate it into your everyday life rather than larping and posting memes on the internet

 

[goo gobbler]

She doesn't go to church, no way. A Catholic church in the South is going to be at least 3/4 Spanish.

not necessarily

'trad churches' are highly self selected. they're full of corny white guys. hispanics aren't performative like that. they go the church that's down the street. they don't drive two hours to hear mass in latin.

 

[satanssockpuppet]

i couldn't read all of that. i'm sick of hearing every idiot's fake conversion story and christian larp
"it took me a long time"
"i was an atheist, then an agnostic, then a buddhist, then a calvinist, then an orthodox, then a catholic. i've been there man"
and if they landed (for right now) where you happen to be, everyone claps. so brave, they finally found the truth because they're a truth seeker just like you, not at all faggots jumping from one thing to the next

shit is so fake and gay.. if you supposedly became a christian in the last 5 years, how about shutting up while you make a real effort to ingratiate it into your everyday life rather than larping and posting memes on the internet

Oh yeah, it's pure drivel. Being an actual Catholic is difficult and unpleasant by design, and there's just no way that noisy sow has the discipline or even the urge to actually do it. It's all for social media, and attention.

 

[TheGhostOfBernellTrammell]

I did the whole Irish Catholic thing when I was a kid, and it was tedious at best. It's difficult to believe that broad is seriously enjoying going to Mass. There has to be some guy there she badly wants to fuck, it's the only plausible explanation.

It's her obsession with Nick Fuentes and his catholic grift that led to this, it's very bizarre.

 

[Libby Son Of Loin]

The Pope is a faggot

 

[PorqueDealer]

This will just make her OnlyFans arc more satisfying

 

[CompoundBasement]

All I know is that you'd have to be pretty fucking bored to actually convert to Catholicism. Things must be brutal down there on the Guinea Plantation.

She's larping as Carmela Soprano even though she's really more like one of his mid, throwaway prostitute side bitches.

 

[wbgreen]

She's larping as Carmela Soprano even though she's really more like one of his mid, throwaway prostitute side bitches.

More like Vito’s wife.

 

[lowend73]

More like Vito’s wife.

Only she had children on the show.

Missy does not have children, any argument she makes is a moot point. Doesn't she want to spread the word of Christ to her friends and family? Or only on Twitter ? Doesn't the Good Book say to bear seeds and all that stuff?

 

[Stent]

I assume all these religious newfags choose Catholicism because they don't have an obligation to tithe 10% of their income. How much money does an unemployed exercise explainer make anyway?

 

[Jims_Maroon_Pants]

Keep worshipping statues and popes you heathen

 

[Mick_Mickerson]

Doesn't the Good Book say to bear seeds and all that stuff?

 

[NigelCumia]

Imagine her and Nana having a passionate discussion about niggers and trans then she starts going on about it being proof we've strayed from the Lord's love and he just starts staring around the room.

TLDR He's happy and we hate that.